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SmootSmack 10-06-2006 10:17 AM

The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
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ArtMonkDrillz 10-06-2006 10:33 AM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
It's called, "See Dick Throw Jane Under the Bus."

FRPLG 10-06-2006 10:34 AM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
ba zing!

SmootSmack 10-06-2006 10:39 AM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;224873]It's called, "See Dick Throw Jane Under the Bus."[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

seriously though, check out some of these titles

"Little T Learns to Share"
"Little T Learns What Not to Say"
"Little T Learns to Say I'm Sorry"

BDBohnzie 10-06-2006 10:49 AM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
"Little T Learns to Play Well With Others"
"Little T Learns that Tuna is the Boss"
"Little T Learns How To Retrieve Text Messages"
"Little T Learns To Not Act Like TO"

That Guy 10-06-2006 10:58 AM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
(speechless)

ArtMonkDrillz 10-06-2006 11:02 AM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
[QUOTE=TAFKAS;224880]HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

seriously though, check out some of these titles

"Little T Learns to Share"
"Little T Learns What Not to Say"
"Little T Learns to Say I'm Sorry"[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of the Simpsons where Bart joins the junior campers and has to read the book titled something like "Don't Do What Donny Don't Does."

What a goober.

dmek25 10-06-2006 11:20 AM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
who the hell would buy any of this trash for their kids?

Schneed10 10-06-2006 11:26 AM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;224903]That reminds me of the Simpsons where Bart joins the junior campers and has to read the book titled something like "Don't Do What Donny Don't Does."

What a goober.[/quote]

LOL! That was my favorite episode of the Simpsons, ever.

Aw, 20 dollars... I wanted a peanut! Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Explain how! Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Wahoo!

How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to make cheap furniture out of firewood? [chair breaks] Doh! Stupid poetic justice.

DaveyFoSho 10-06-2006 02:08 PM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
This just in guys... There will be a 4th book in the series... Little T grows up and learns how to be an Asshole.

Meast 10-06-2006 02:25 PM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
"Little T's Frontal Lobotomy"-It's not all bad kids...wait, what was I saying?

Meast 10-06-2006 02:28 PM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
[QUOTE=dmek25;224921]who the hell would buy any of this trash for their kids?[/QUOTE]
I'm going to be buying it for myself. Ask my girl, I'm very selfish.

mike340 10-06-2006 03:42 PM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
Wow! By the spacing of the releases it's obvious that it takes them 6 months to write a children's book. I'm a bit surprised the main character isn't named Donovan. And I would expect he would follow this with a series for adolescents. The first one would be when "Little T" discovered that it was more enjoyable to have sex with others than by himself.

mooby 10-06-2006 05:01 PM

Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)
 
here are some upcoming releases in the series:

"Little T Learns To Talk In The Third Person"
"Little T Learns How To Be An Attention Whore"
"Little T Learns How To Be Selfish"
"Little T Learns How To Piss Off An Entire Team's Fans"
"Little T Learns To Throw His Quarterback Under The Bus"


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