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ArtMonkDrillz 10-18-2006 10:35 AM

Mike Tyson wants to fight a woman (in a boxing ring)
 
[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/boxing/news/story?id=2628718]ESPN.com - BOXING - Tyson: 'World Tour' could include fights against women[/url]

When I first heard that Mike Tyson wants to get in the ring with a woman I feared for all women. I feel better now that I saw this clip of the woman he wants to fight...
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yLBJmwMgIA]YouTube - Ann Wolfe KO's Vonda Ward[/url]

(the woman on her back is like 6'6'' an hadn't lost a fight before, and this is the first round)

GhettoDogAllStars 10-18-2006 11:11 AM

Re: Mike Tyson wants to fight a woman (in a boxing ring)
 
dang! nice haymaker!

Monkeydad 10-18-2006 11:18 AM

Re: Mike Tyson wants to fight a woman (in a boxing ring)
 
He should do very well against her. He has a ton of experience in beating women.

jdlea 10-18-2006 12:03 PM

Re: Mike Tyson wants to fight a woman (in a boxing ring)
 
She would get destroyed by Mike. It's ridiculous. I know Mike can't take a lot of punches, but I guarantee she couldn't take a shot from Mike...it'd be a train wreck. But it's all for charity, so I might consider watching...jk

ArtMonkDrillz 10-18-2006 12:08 PM

Re: Mike Tyson wants to fight a woman (in a boxing ring)
 
[QUOTE=jdlea;230882]She would get destroyed by Mike. It's ridiculous. I know Mike can't take a lot of punches, but I guarantee she couldn't take a shot from Mike...it'd be a train wreck. But it's all for charity, so I might consider watching...jk[/QUOTE]

Her people seemed sot of shocked that he even mentioned her name and said there is no way she'd fight him, but it's still pretty interesting.

I can just imagine how the fight might go... Starts out okay, they're taking it pretty easy b/c it's for charity and all, but then she accidently lands a decent punch to his chin and it's all over. He snaps and goes back into '96 mode and proceeds to smash her face while the collective jaws of everyone watching hit the floor. Then Tyson proceeds to eat a puppy.
Who wouldn't pay for that?

onlydarksets 10-18-2006 01:15 PM

Re: Mike Tyson wants to fight a woman (in a boxing ring)
 
That is hilarious - the jokes write themselves.

PWNED 10-18-2006 02:47 PM

Re: Mike Tyson wants to fight a woman (in a boxing ring)
 
i wouldnt exactly call her a woman.


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