Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
[url=http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm]Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy[/url]
I was going to write a random list like the new guy, but these are better than anything I could come up with. |
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i saw the title of the thread and your name under it, and thought wtf?
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A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
This one made me shit my pants. |
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perfect, thats great
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"Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."
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"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."
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[quote=dmek25;234679]i saw the title of the thread and your name under it, and thought wtf?[/quote]
Now that's funny. |
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[QUOTE=dmek25;234679]i saw the title of the thread and your name under it, and thought wtf?[/QUOTE]
:( My minor in college was philosophy |
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just kidding:) it seems like everyone is alittle uptight around here
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[quote=dmek25;234824]just kidding:) it seems like everyone is alittle uptight around here[/quote]
wtf's uptight? you know what, F you. F all of you! grr. |
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[quote=That Guy;234863]wtf's uptight? you know what, F you. F all of you!
grr.[/quote] hahaha funny |
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"The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?"
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Yes! I came across that site a couple of weeks ago, when I read MJG's sig. Those are so funny.
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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
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[quote=That Guy;234863]wtf's uptight? you know what, F you. F all of you!
grr.[/quote] keep it up and ill sick the kid on you, and hail from lanco,usa:) |
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