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ArtMonkDrillz 10-25-2006 03:31 PM

Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
 
[url=http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm]Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy[/url]

I was going to write a random list like the new guy, but these are better than anything I could come up with.

dmek25 10-25-2006 03:44 PM

Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
 
i saw the title of the thread and your name under it, and thought wtf?

TheMalcolmConnection 10-25-2006 03:48 PM

Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
 
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

This one made me shit my pants.

dall-assblows 10-25-2006 03:49 PM

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perfect, thats great

dall-assblows 10-25-2006 03:50 PM

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"Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."

hahahahaha

BDBohnzie 10-25-2006 04:07 PM

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"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."

hooskins 10-25-2006 05:11 PM

Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
 
[quote=dmek25;234679]i saw the title of the thread and your name under it, and thought wtf?[/quote]

Now that's funny.

ArtMonkDrillz 10-25-2006 05:22 PM

Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
 
[QUOTE=dmek25;234679]i saw the title of the thread and your name under it, and thought wtf?[/QUOTE]
:(

My minor in college was philosophy

dmek25 10-25-2006 06:09 PM

Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
 
just kidding:) it seems like everyone is alittle uptight around here

That Guy 10-25-2006 07:11 PM

Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
 
[quote=dmek25;234824]just kidding:) it seems like everyone is alittle uptight around here[/quote]

wtf's uptight? you know what, F you. F all of you!




grr.

dall-assblows 10-26-2006 03:16 PM

Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
 
[quote=That Guy;234863]wtf's uptight? you know what, F you. F all of you!




grr.[/quote]

hahaha



funny

BDBohnzie 10-26-2006 03:59 PM

Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
 
"The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?"

GhettoDogAllStars 10-26-2006 04:01 PM

Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
 
Yes! I came across that site a couple of weeks ago, when I read MJG's sig. Those are so funny.

Daseal 10-26-2006 04:24 PM

Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
 
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

lol

dmek25 10-26-2006 07:19 PM

Re: Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week
 
[quote=That Guy;234863]wtf's uptight? you know what, F you. F all of you!




grr.[/quote]
keep it up and ill sick the kid on you, and hail from lanco,usa:)


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