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RedskinRat 11-09-2006 02:55 PM

F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 
"It hurts my breasts" Oh yeah? Well it hurts my feelings and it makes you un-American, YFB!

Any woman who won't chest-bump me should be killed, and I'm a moderate.










[FONT=Garamond][SIZE=1]I wanted my own 'F' thread. [/SIZE][/FONT]

ArtMonkDrillz 11-09-2006 03:05 PM

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 
I hate that.

I once chest bumped my dad into a trash can in front of everyone at his company picnic. He said is subordinates never gave him any respect after that.

TheMalcolmConnection 11-09-2006 03:07 PM

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 
Girls that don't chest bump are chumps. Then again, they probably think guys that don't groin bump are losers. I disagree. Groin bumping is just a typical Friday night.

dmek25 11-09-2006 03:17 PM

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;242268]I hate that.

I once chest bumped my dad into a trash can in front of everyone at his company picnic. He said is subordinates never gave him any respect after that.[/quote]
i would have loved to see that. you guys will be talking about that the rest of your lives. kind of like a kodak moment

dall-assblows 11-09-2006 03:34 PM

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 
who the f would want to chest bump rat anyway?

RedskinRat 11-09-2006 03:37 PM

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 
[quote=dall-assblows;242295]who the f would want to chest bump rat anyway?[/quote]

They'll only do it lying down for some odd reason.

Mattyk 11-09-2006 04:11 PM

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 
[quote=dall-assblows;242295]who the f would want to chest bump rat anyway?[/quote]

I think you meant to say guinea pig, cause I don't see any rats in here ;)

[IMG]http://www.petwebsite.com/guinea_pigs/images/guinea_pig_14.jpg[/IMG]

RedskinRat 11-09-2006 05:08 PM

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 
Murophobic.

jbcjr14 11-09-2006 05:13 PM

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 
I chest bumped a chic one night during the TX Okla St game last year when Vince just took over....bumped her right into some rakes and shovels and shit that were hangin on the wall in the garage. My motto is... F'em if they don't wanna bump!

Monkeydad 11-10-2006 10:12 AM

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 
[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;242269]Girls that don't chest bump are chumps. Then again, they probably think guys that don't groin bump are losers. I disagree. Groin bumping is just a typical Friday night.[/quote]

Groin bumping gets you fined in the NFL. Ask Jerramy Stevens.


Chest bumping should be easy for the ladies, they have extra padding.

Monkeydad 11-10-2006 10:12 AM

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 
[quote=Mattyk72;242344]I think you meant to say guinea pig, cause I don't see any rats in here ;)

[IMG]http://www.petwebsite.com/guinea_pigs/images/guinea_pig_14.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

My wife has a g-pig but the one you posted looks like it got into a box of Rogaine.


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