F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 

"It hurts my breasts" Oh yeah? Well it hurts my feelings and it makes you un-American, YFB!

Any woman who won't chest-bump me should be killed, and I'm a moderate.










[FONT=Garamond][SIZE=1]I wanted my own 'F' thread. [/SIZE][/FONT]

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 

I hate that.

I once chest bumped my dad into a trash can in front of everyone at his company picnic. He said is subordinates never gave him any respect after that.

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 

Girls that don't chest bump are chumps. Then again, they probably think guys that don't groin bump are losers. I disagree. Groin bumping is just a typical Friday night.

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 

[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;242268]I hate that.

I once chest bumped my dad into a trash can in front of everyone at his company picnic. He said is subordinates never gave him any respect after that.[/quote]
i would have loved to see that. you guys will be talking about that the rest of your lives. kind of like a kodak moment

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 

who the f would want to chest bump rat anyway?

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 

[quote=dall-assblows;242295]who the f would want to chest bump rat anyway?[/quote]

They'll only do it lying down for some odd reason.

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 

[quote=dall-assblows;242295]who the f would want to chest bump rat anyway?[/quote]

I think you meant to say guinea pig, cause I don't see any rats in here ;)

[IMG]http://www.petwebsite.com/guinea_pigs/images/guinea_pig_14.jpg[/IMG]

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 

Murophobic.

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 

I chest bumped a chic one night during the TX Okla St game last year when Vince just took over....bumped her right into some rakes and shovels and shit that were hangin on the wall in the garage. My motto is... F'em if they don't wanna bump!

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 

[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;242269]Girls that don't chest bump are chumps. Then again, they probably think guys that don't groin bump are losers. I disagree. Groin bumping is just a typical Friday night.[/quote]

Groin bumping gets you fined in the NFL. Ask Jerramy Stevens.


Chest bumping should be easy for the ladies, they have extra padding.

Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
 

[quote=Mattyk72;242344]I think you meant to say guinea pig, cause I don't see any rats in here ;)

[IMG]http://www.petwebsite.com/guinea_pigs/images/guinea_pig_14.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

My wife has a g-pig but the one you posted looks like it got into a box of Rogaine.