The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
[url=http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54916]Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]
[I]PLANO, TXWith the recent trend of wholesome snack foods reaching "truly ridiculous proportions," Frito-Lay announced Monday that it would, against its better judgment, roll out a new line of healthy fruit-and-vegetable-based chips next February.[/I] |
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F these low fat snacks...where are the ho-ho's?
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[quote=jbcjr14;242398]F these low fat snacks...where are the ho-ho's?[/quote]
Posting in the 'Locker Room' forum. Ohhh, you meant...oh, uh...... |
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low fat, f that i want high fat!
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If you want chips...deal with the salt and fat.
Stop messing up my snacks, you grass-eaters. |
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Yeah, sometimes I get so sick of healthy shit that I go into a restaurant and ask them what their FATTIEST food is and get that.
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guys...its the onion...
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[QUOTE=Big C;242709]guys...its the onion...[/QUOTE]
I was wondering when someone would point that out |
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Seriously......
Yesterday I had too much coffee and went post crazy. Today'll be a little more subdued. |
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"Frito-Lay delivery people drop off a 'bunch of bullshit to some pricks somewhere.'" LMAO! |
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[quote=Big C;242709]guys...its the onion...[/quote]
Oh, I know. Sometimes I just get sick of healthy shit. |
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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;242716]Oh, I know. Sometimes I just get sick of healthy shit.[/QUOTE]
i think some didnt get it tho :benched: |
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The Onion is some funny shit
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[QUOTE=RedskinRat;242711]Seriously......
Yesterday I had too much coffee and went post crazy. Today'll be a little more subdued.[/QUOTE] Yeah so much for that I suppose ;) |
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[quote=TAFKAS;242805]Yeah so much for that I suppose ;)[/quote]
My will power< 0 |
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[quote=Big C;242709]guys...its the onion...[/quote]
I knew that...but there ARE people who are this nutty in real life too. McDonald's for example. Why TRY to make a fast food place healthier...if the people who walked in their doors cared about their health in the first place, they'd eat somewhere that didn't have a deep fryer and a grill that EVERYTHING gets cooked on together. It funny when they find out that chicken strip salad actually had MORE calories than a burger. Then there's the people who eat tofu everything...that crap molded into the shape of turkeys, burgers, hot dogs, PUKE. :) |
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