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RedskinRat 11-09-2006 05:33 PM

The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
[url=http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54916]Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]

[I]PLANO, TX—With the recent trend of wholesome snack foods reaching "truly ridiculous proportions," Frito-Lay announced Monday that it would, against its better judgment, roll out a new line of healthy fruit-and-vegetable-based chips next February.[/I]

jbcjr14 11-09-2006 05:39 PM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
F these low fat snacks...where are the ho-ho's?

RedskinRat 11-09-2006 05:40 PM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
[quote=jbcjr14;242398]F these low fat snacks...where are the ho-ho's?[/quote]

Posting in the 'Locker Room' forum. Ohhh, you meant...oh, uh......

dall-assblows 11-09-2006 05:44 PM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
low fat, f that i want high fat!

Monkeydad 11-10-2006 10:14 AM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
If you want chips...deal with the salt and fat.

Stop messing up my snacks, you grass-eaters.

TheMalcolmConnection 11-10-2006 11:38 AM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
Yeah, sometimes I get so sick of healthy shit that I go into a restaurant and ask them what their FATTIEST food is and get that.

Big C 11-10-2006 11:43 AM

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guys...its the onion...

SmootSmack 11-10-2006 11:45 AM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
[QUOTE=Big C;242709]guys...its the onion...[/QUOTE]

I was wondering when someone would point that out

RedskinRat 11-10-2006 11:46 AM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
Seriously......

Yesterday I had too much coffee and went post crazy. Today'll be a little more subdued.

GhettoDogAllStars 11-10-2006 11:47 AM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
[IMG]http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Frito-Lay-Jump-R.article.jpg[/IMG]
"Frito-Lay delivery people drop off a 'bunch of bullshit to some pricks somewhere.'"

LMAO!

TheMalcolmConnection 11-10-2006 11:54 AM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
[quote=Big C;242709]guys...its the onion...[/quote]

Oh, I know. Sometimes I just get sick of healthy shit.

Big C 11-10-2006 12:02 PM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;242716]Oh, I know. Sometimes I just get sick of healthy shit.[/QUOTE]

i think some didnt get it tho :benched:

MTK 11-10-2006 12:03 PM

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The Onion is some funny shit

SmootSmack 11-10-2006 02:23 PM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
[QUOTE=RedskinRat;242711]Seriously......

Yesterday I had too much coffee and went post crazy. Today'll be a little more subdued.[/QUOTE]

Yeah so much for that I suppose ;)

RedskinRat 11-10-2006 02:28 PM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
[quote=TAFKAS;242805]Yeah so much for that I suppose ;)[/quote]

My will power< 0

Monkeydad 11-13-2006 04:17 PM

Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks
 
[quote=Big C;242709]guys...its the onion...[/quote]

I knew that...but there ARE people who are this nutty in real life too.

McDonald's for example. Why TRY to make a fast food place healthier...if the people who walked in their doors cared about their health in the first place, they'd eat somewhere that didn't have a deep fryer and a grill that EVERYTHING gets cooked on together. It funny when they find out that chicken strip salad actually had MORE calories than a burger.

Then there's the people who eat tofu everything...that crap molded into the shape of turkeys, burgers, hot dogs, PUKE.


:)


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