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RedskinRat 11-10-2006 11:54 AM

Old Movies - How would you change the endings
 
On The Waterfront :- I'd have had Johnnie Friendly repeatedly kicked in the nads by everyone on the dockside instead of seeing that pacifist shit of just going to work.

TheMalcolmConnection 11-10-2006 11:56 AM

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Wow, nice thread.

There's been more than one movie I'd like to see the endings changed on. Like do you ever see a movie that has a bad ass ending with an apocolyptic-like theme? I want to see how the world goes like the next year or two. Mostly zombie movies and movies like Independence Day.

Mattyk 11-10-2006 11:58 AM

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I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings.

A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then.

RedskinRat 11-10-2006 12:01 PM

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Oh, and Star Wars. I'd want to see the Republican Party, sorry, [I]Empire[/I] win.

Rebel Alliance are just a bunch of unwashed hippie scum.

RedskinRat 11-10-2006 12:02 PM

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[quote=Mattyk72;242723]I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings.

A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then.[/quote]

Have you seen L4Y3R C4K3?

That's my kind of ending.

[url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375912/]Layer Cake (2004)[/url]

SmootSmack 11-10-2006 12:11 PM

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;242723]I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings.

A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then.[/QUOTE]

The Ice Storm has one of the best endings ever

Redskins_P 11-10-2006 12:20 PM

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I wish Tony would've never killed Manolo!!!

RedskinRat 11-10-2006 12:25 PM

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Oh, and I wish the wizard had vaporized these people:

[IMG]http://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/wizdorthliontinscare.jpg[/IMG]

He should have been all "Don't step to me with that weak assed shit!"

Fuck the allegorical nuance, he should have clowned those bitches. DAMN!

Schneed10 11-10-2006 12:33 PM

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I wish the Ghostbusters ate the Stay Puft Marshmallow man's goo. All of it. Because I remember being 8 years old thinking, "MAN, there is NO WAY I'd let that much melted marshmallow go to waste."

I wish Karate Kid was extended by 10 minutes. Right after Daniel Larusso's killer crane kick, Ali with an I runs onto the floor, strips naked, and does him right there. A young Elizabeth Shue in a 10-minute softcore porn scene? Yeah, I definitely wish that happened.

After reading Marty's letter, I wish Doc Brown brought a bazooka to take down the Lybians instead of just wearing a bullet-proof vest.

Redskins_P 11-10-2006 12:38 PM

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;242752]A young Elizabeth Shue in a 10-minute softcore porn scene? Yeah, I definitely wish that happened.[/QUOTE]

Oh man.....I would've loved that. I had a crush on her.....

TheMalcolmConnection 11-10-2006 01:30 PM

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[url]http://www.blazinbeauties.com/pages5/elisabeth_shue/elisabeth_shue_14.jpg[/url]

Not safe for work.

RedskinRat 11-10-2006 01:32 PM

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;242782][URL]http://www.blazinbeauties.com/pages5/elisabeth_shue/elisabeth_shue_14.jpg[/URL]

Not safe for work.[/quote]

Wow, I can see why! She needs to wash that in bleach, it's all grey and dull. The last thing I want to see is a woman with no grasp of simple laundry competence.

TheMalcolmConnection 11-10-2006 01:36 PM

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LOL. Yeah, I didn't know who she was until I searched.

ArtMonkDrillz 11-10-2006 01:46 PM

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I would make it so it turns out Bruce Willis was alive and Haley Joel Osmat was a ghost. (I smoke crack)

RedskinRat 11-10-2006 01:49 PM

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Oh, and all of the old Silent Movie actors would have to lay off the Speedballs before filming. Stupid jerky movements and fluttering eyelids spoilt any plot for me.


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