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[url=http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38656]Thin, Attractive Woman Accepted For Who She Is | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]

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[B]DALLAS—In a world too often filled with hatred and intolerance toward those who are different, 23-year-old Kristin Petrie is accepted for who she is: a natural blonde with a dazzling smile and spectacular body.
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