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mheisig 11-17-2006 05:28 PM

Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
So when I moved to a new apartment I noticed our next-door neighbors, a young couple, had Dallas Cowboys stickers and license plate frames all over their cars. I was obviously a bit distressed and looked forward to gloating and mocking them soundly all season.

Obviously given the way the Skins season has gone I didn't get much of a chance to gloat. To be honest I've kept my mouth shut and laid low.

So yesterday the wife of the neighbor asks my wife if we wouldn't mind taking care of their dog while they're out of town this weekend. Turns out they're heading to Dallas for the game this weekend.

To make a long story short(er), it turns out that the guy is Jason Witten's brother.

Evidently I'm now dog-sitting for the brother of a Dallas Cowboys tightend. I really don't know how to feel, or whether or not to hold the dog for ransom or maybe replace all the Cowboys memorabilia in the apartment with Redskins stuff...

RedskinRat 11-17-2006 05:30 PM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
Dude, let the pranks begin.

jamf 11-17-2006 06:08 PM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
Shave It!!!!

ArtMonkDrillz 11-17-2006 06:56 PM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
I'll give you $20 to shave the Skins' logo onto it's side.

hooskins 11-17-2006 10:37 PM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
Ill give another 5

ArtMonkDrillz 11-17-2006 11:48 PM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
[IMG]http://www.ticketsconcertssports.com/redskins-dog6a.jpg[/IMG]

EternalEnigma21 11-18-2006 04:02 AM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
you know you are ABSOLUTELY obligated to do something....

at the very least dress the dog up in skins stuff and put pictures up here, so we can mock Witten's nephew...

Oh, and you have to put him in an AA jersey...

that's at the very least. I say the dog is fair game. you can pretend it was kidnapped and one of us can hold it for ransom...

what kind of dog is it?

That Guy 11-18-2006 04:21 AM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
if you can get money from jason witten for the ransom, then it's actually all for the best.

and witten is the guy who gave away the skins-roids game anyways, so you owe him a favor.

dmek25 11-18-2006 07:51 AM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
the redskins emlem shaven into the dog is a great idea

TheMalcolmConnection 11-18-2006 08:17 AM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
Yeah, that's all you have to say.

Just say it's the least you could do for the favor that Jason Witten did US.

FRPLG 11-18-2006 12:52 PM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
[QUOTE=mheisig;247642]So when I moved to a new apartment I noticed our next-door neighbors, a young couple, had Dallas Cowboys stickers and license plate frames all over their cars. I was obviously a bit distressed and looked forward to gloating and mocking them soundly all season.

Obviously given the way the Skins season has gone I didn't get much of a chance to gloat. To be honest I've kept my mouth shut and laid low.

So yesterday the wife of the neighbor asks my wife if we wouldn't mind taking care of their dog while they're out of town this weekend. Turns out they're heading to Dallas for the game this weekend.

To make a long story short(er), it turns out that the guy is Jason Witten's brother.

Evidently I'm now dog-sitting for the brother of a Dallas Cowboys tightend. I really don't know how to feel, or whether or not to hold the dog for ransom or maybe replace all the Cowboys memorabilia in the apartment with Redskins stuff...[/QUOTE]

Which brother is it? I played baseball with both Jason and his older brother. I didn't play with his oldest brother. Look out if you meet his mom. She is a serious piece of work. Nice lady though all in all.

Monkeydad 11-20-2006 11:41 AM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
My first idea was to shave our logo in it, but that can be hidden (just shave the rest of the dog. I say do something more permanent like dying the dog burgundy and gold.

drew54 11-20-2006 01:59 PM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
Buy it a Redskins Collar, or Redskins logo to hang from the collar.

FRPLG 11-20-2006 02:11 PM

Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy
 
Take all the Dallas stuff and sell it on ebay and then buy Skins Season tickets and tell em to go eff themselves. F*cking turd fans don't deserve adequate shelter and nice things.


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