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hooskins 01-05-2007 03:41 PM

ChaCha is great
 
Ok so if you are really bored, or just stupid, you can go to [url=http://www.chacha.com]ChaCha Search - Connect and search with a live ChaCha Guide | Home[/url] and search online with someone helping you. Just go to the site and click "search with a guide". This is my conversation with them.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ShaL
ShaL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Wattuppp
ShaL: How are you?
You: Actually im really sick
ShaL: I am sorry to hear that.
You: Are you a real person?
ShaL: Yes I am.
You: Because I have a huge problem with liars
You: The last two that did are buried under my cellar
ShaL: Well I am a real person and not a liar.
ShaL: How unfortunate for them.
You: Ok so you are fine
ShaL: great
You: So I am basically looking for plane tickets to Mexico
ShaL: This reads that you want help looking info up on searching with a guide.
You: You know those crazy Feds
ShaL: Is this correct or are you looking for something else
ShaL: FBI?
You: Yeah
ShaL: Would you like info on them?
You: Apparently murder is a pretty bad offense
You: yeah
ShaL: Yes it is considered to be
ShaL: Ok one moment while I look up fbi for you.
You: *Jeopardy song*
ShaL: Sorry for the hold
ShaL: I am new at this
ShaL: you know I am having trouble with this search because it is not a common field and I am having trouble navigating the system I am going to transfer you to someone who knows it better ok
You: peace
ShaL: oh wait I got it
ShaL: sorry
You: later
You: thanks
ShaL: Ok are any of these results anything you are looking for or are you looking for something specfic
ShaL: Is there something specific you would like me to search?
You: no
ShaL: ok
ShaL: do you want me to continue to search
You: no
ShaL: ok well have a good night
ShaL: and thanks for using chacha
ShaL: bye
ShaL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


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RobH4413 01-05-2007 04:18 PM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristyM
ChristyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChristyM: hello
You: hey is this a real person?
ChristyM: yes
You: i need help finding a comb
ChristyM: to buy?
You: i collect combs from people
You: can i buy a come from you?
You: comb*
ChristyM: i dont sell combs
You: no exceptions?
ChristyM: no
You: okay, well, then do u have any extra hail lying around?
You: that would do just fine
You: hair
ChristyM: no sorry
You: okay... never mind
You: then i'll search to buy a comb
You: is there any way to search for used combs?
ChristyM: alright just a moment
You: or is it possible to buy human hair?
You: that would be a huge help
ChristyM: you can buy human hair
You: every color?
ChristyM: yes
You: how about pink human hair
You: hmmm
You: is it weird that i like human hair
You: i dont think its that weird
ChristyM: no
You: its probably natural
You: do you like hair too?
ChristyM: i love hair
You: thanks, this has been very helpful
You: have a wonderful day

TheMalcolmConnection 01-05-2007 04:24 PM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
AWESOME. I've gotta' hook this up.

TheMalcolmConnection 01-05-2007 04:37 PM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
Because for some reason I don't have the nuts to do it, someone go on there and ask them if they can help you find Britney's cooch shot.

TheMalcolmConnection 01-05-2007 04:45 PM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: NatalieP
NatalieP: Welcome to ChaCha!
NatalieP: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: thank you natalie
You: an answer to any question 3, its a joke between me and a friend
You: he would just be entertained
You: as would i
NatalieP: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

NATALIE IS A BITCH!

EternalEnigma21 01-05-2007 04:48 PM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
i went to the undergrond and saw something about offiss

TheMalcolmConnection 01-05-2007 04:48 PM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
[url=http://rinkworks.com/funny/a3.shtml]How To Be Funny: Quiz: Answer To Question 3[/url]

SmootSmack 01-05-2007 04:56 PM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
[QUOTE=canthetuna;267577]i went to the undergrond and saw something about offiss[/QUOTE]

Haha, so did I. Dude's got some legal issues right now

[url=http://www.aoc.state.nc.us/www/public/coa/opinions/2002/010620-1.htm]OFFISS, Inc. v. First Union Nat'l Bank, 150 NC App 356 (01-620) 05/21/2002[/url]

hooskins 01-05-2007 04:57 PM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
[quote=TAFKAS;267583]Haha, so did I. Dude's got some legal issues right now

[URL="http://www.aoc.state.nc.us/www/public/coa/opinions/2002/010620-1.htm"]OFFISS, Inc. v. First Union Nat'l Bank, 150 NC App 356 (01-620) 05/21/2002[/URL][/quote]

hahaaa

TheMalcolmConnection 01-05-2007 05:06 PM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
I was telling TAFKAS online that someone should do a search for: "Penis reduction surgery".

Instant online girlfriend.

SmootSmack 01-05-2007 05:09 PM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
MarsyF: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, how are you
You: I'm looking for the warpath
MarsyF: doing good, you?
You: good thank you
MarsyF: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I want to know if Ade Jimoh Fan Club is still on the warpath
MarsyF: one moment
You: thank you
You: thanks
You: So do you enjoy getting paid to search Google all day?
MarsyF: it is not a bad gig
You: I'm jealous :)
MarsyF: cant complain, i dont always use google
MarsyF: hehe
MarsyF: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: I've got a question about another topic
MarsyF: i may be able to help you
You: Are the Lions looking to make a trade for Clinton Portis?
MarsyF: let me see what I can find
MarsyF: it looks like the redskins want to trade him (that's not true, it was just an editorial she posted), i dont see anything about the lions picking him up though
You: that'd be awful if they traded him don't you think? Are you a football fan?
MarsyF: more collage
MarsyF: college
You: what's your team?
MarsyF: GO BLUE
You: Michigan?
MarsyF: yes
MarsyF: ahve a good day
MarsyF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

saden1 01-05-2007 05:18 PM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
That's no way to treat human beings. I hope the money is worth it.

RobH4413 01-06-2007 06:21 AM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
Me getting deep with the chacha guide:
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[B]
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RockyR
RockyR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: im looking for the meaning of life
RockyR: Wow, that's a heavy one.
You: you bet
RockyR: Alright, let me see if I can find something.
You: thanks
RockyR: While I'm searching, maybe you can tell me what you think the meaning of life is?
RockyR: I think it'd be interesting to hear what you have to say.
You: hmmm...
You: well...
You: Meaning cannot define itself as a word, to be honest... I think that the word meaning doesnt do any justice to lifel Meaning implies reason is an acceptable thing to believe. however we all are animals, and reason is an animal attribute. time cannot exist... every cause has an action, eventually you can trace every cause to an effect... what was the first cause to start everything... that my friend, is the meaning of life
You: what are your thoughts?
RockyR: That was very good.
You: i know.
RockyR: A lot deeper than I was expecting.
You: but what do u think
You: i must know.
RockyR: I really don't know, maybe I'll figure it out when I get older, but . . .
You: ...
You: im 16 years old
RockyR: I do think we're all put here to help other individuals.
RockyR: Directly or indirectly.
You: man this is deep
RockyR: And I do believe in God, so I think that life could be a long, arduous test.
You: this is true
You: is chacha part of your journey?
RockyR: Are these links helpful?
You: j/k
RockyR: Who knows, it could be.
You: yeah they're pretty helpfull
You: one can only hope
You: thank you my friend...
You: you have inspired me to search further
RockyR: Like right now, I would not be thinking about the meaning of life right now if I hadn't run into you.
RockyR: Alright then.
You: i appreciate every ounce of generic corporate fradulant personality you've given me for a good rating
You: :-)
RockyR: I wish you good luck.
RockyR: No way.
You: as to you my friend
RockyR: I'm not that shallow :)
You: yes....
You: you are
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.[/B]

SmootSmack 01-06-2007 11:07 AM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
[QUOTE=RobH4413;267695]Me getting deep with the chacha guide:
____________________________________

[B]
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RockyR
RockyR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: im looking for the meaning of life
RockyR: Wow, that's a heavy one.
You: you bet
RockyR: Alright, let me see if I can find something.
You: thanks
RockyR: While I'm searching, maybe you can tell me what you think the meaning of life is?
RockyR: I think it'd be interesting to hear what you have to say.
You: hmmm...
You: well...
You: Meaning cannot define itself as a word, to be honest... I think that the word meaning doesnt do any justice to lifel Meaning implies reason is an acceptable thing to believe. however we all are animals, and reason is an animal attribute. time cannot exist... every cause has an action, eventually you can trace every cause to an effect... what was the first cause to start everything... that my friend, is the meaning of life
You: what are your thoughts?
RockyR: That was very good.
You: i know.
RockyR: A lot deeper than I was expecting.
You: but what do u think
You: i must know.
RockyR: I really don't know, maybe I'll figure it out when I get older, but . . .
You: ...
You: im 16 years old
RockyR: I do think we're all put here to help other individuals.
RockyR: Directly or indirectly.
You: man this is deep
RockyR: And I do believe in God, so I think that life could be a long, arduous test.
You: this is true
You: is chacha part of your journey?
RockyR: Are these links helpful?
You: j/k
RockyR: Who knows, it could be.
You: yeah they're pretty helpfull
You: one can only hope
You: thank you my friend...
You: you have inspired me to search further
RockyR: Like right now, I would not be thinking about the meaning of life right now if I hadn't run into you.
RockyR: Alright then.
You: i appreciate every ounce of generic corporate fradulant personality you've given me for a good rating
You: :-)
RockyR: I wish you good luck.
RockyR: No way.
You: as to you my friend
RockyR: I'm not that shallow :)
You: yes....
You: you are
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.[/B][/QUOTE]

That's hilarious. And I have a new sig now!

jamf 01-06-2007 03:37 PM

Re: ChaCha is great
 
Status: Connected to guide: TessP
TessP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
TessP: Hi there
You: I need help finding feety pajamas for adults
You: can you help me?
TessP: My pleasure to search
TessP: One moment
You: is there a site that sells sexier versions?
You: Like silk or lace feety pajamas?
TessP: Try second from bottom on number two
You: hmmm that goes to an Ebay link
TessP: Hope this information is helpful
You: I once bought them from ebay
You: and they were crotchless
You: alot of bun but not something i can wear in public
You: especially with this cold weather
TessP: Hope this information helps
You: Hmmm that reminds.
You: Do you have a link to that upskirt shot of britney spears?
TessP: Anything else today concerning PJ's
You: oh well
You: no thank you
You: you've been helpful
You: thanks,
You: Feetypajamfy
TessP: Thank you for choosing chacha
TessP: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.


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