Past 2 months
 

Ive literally been in the woods the past two months (dont ask) and have not gotten any football or redskin info. Can you guys please tell me the happenings with the skins, and summorize the big happenings with the rest of football.

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Don't bother to read the boards or anything. Wouldn't want to put you out.

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Well:

Parcells quit and the Turds almost hired, get this, Norv Turner. But in the end Turner grew a miraculous backbone so he didn't get the job. They hired Wade Phillips.

Then After all the other teams had hired coaches and such the Chargers sh*tcaned Marty and hired, get this, Norv Turner as their headcoach. I am not making that up.

Grimm didn't get the job in Pittsburg even though they had offered it to him. The Bears canned their D coordinator so he is in San Diego with Turner and Cotrell. The Bears also seriously jeopardized their coming seasons when they low balled Lovie Smith on an extension and players started telling FAs not to come to the team. Finally the Bears' cheap-asses relented and gave Lovie a fair deal.

The Skins cut a few people of little consequence. Fauria, Vincent. Restructured Brunelll and Jansen.


What else everyone?

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The Skins are going to trade for Favre

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[quote=Mattyk72;281815]The Skins are going to trade for Favre[/quote]

Ameila Earhart has been found and will be anchoring the cheerleading squad in 2007

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Britney Spears shaved her head bald and went after the paparazzi with an umbrella, and Anna Nicole Smith died. I didn't make either of those stories up.

In football news, the Colts won the Super Bowl and Sean Taylor decapitated the Bills punter in the Pro Bowl. That is all.

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Yeah he almost killed the guy I think. Poor punter never saw it coming.

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Oh yeah, somehow PacMan Jones managed to drag $81,000 (in $1 bills, I think) into a Vegas strip club and then beat up some dancers. Look for the Skins to make a big push for him this weekend.

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That hit was the most talked about aspect of the Pro bowl. Gotta' love ST

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The Bills punter was seeking to file attempted murder charges against Taylor, but he quickly dropped the charges after seeing the Skins on the Bills schedule in '07 with the condition that the Buffalo coaching staff NOT run a fake punt vs. the Skins.

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LaVar got cut, Ramsey's about to get cut, Smoot too probably

The Departed won best movie.

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Lets not forget James Cameron is now living out the davinci code

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Mark Brunell is our QB!! :)

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Tim Hardaway said he hates Cowboys' fans and their lifestyle (you see what I did there?)

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS;281875]Tim Hardaway said he hates Cowboys' fans and their lifestyle (you see what I did there?)[/QUOTE]

Ha! Dallas Sucks.