Sly Stallone Closing In on All-Time MLB Home Run Record
 

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"If I can juice, and Barry can juice, EVERYBODY CAN JUICE!!!"

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Do you think that if the guys who run the arm wrestling tournament find out about his performance enhancers they'll make him give his kid back?

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come on man, just try it, everyone else is...

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friends of mine who run a health club in Los Angeles have met Stallone. said he was a real horses ass

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[QUOTE=dmek25;287677]friends of mine who run a health club in Los Angeles have met Stallone. said he was a real horses ass[/QUOTE]

You mean he sticks himself with needles full of equine 'roids like a horses ass.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;287671]"If I can juice, and Barry can juice, EVERYBODY CAN JUICE!!!"[/quote]

Of all the Rocky quotes, you picked the one from Rocky IV? Oh wait, I get it. IV...needle....IV....steroids...needles. Nicely done.

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Whenever I flip my hat around, it's like I flip a switch...

Now THAT'S a movie.

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Even better movie...

[I]You're the disease and I'm the cure.[/I]

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Estelle Getty should be very disappointed.

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STOP, or my mom will shoot... a big hypodermic needle full of HGH into your tush

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"Sly, you can't those steroids. They're against the law!"

"I am the law."

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His excuse: "They drew first blood, not me."

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[QUOTE=BDBohnzie;287698]His excuse: "They drew first blood, not me."[/QUOTE]Is that what he's going to say to Carl Weathers over a walkie talkie when he's hiding in the Outback, picking off Aussie police officers one by one?

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;287699]Is that what he's going to say to Carl Weathers over a walkie talkie when he's hiding in the Outback, picking off Aussie police officers one by one?[/quote]

THERE IS NO TOMORROW!