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SmootSmack 03-22-2007 06:39 PM

PorterHouse Jokes
Q: How do you make PorterHouse laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him the joke on Wednesday

Q: How do you drive PorterHouse crazy?
A: Give him a bag of M&M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order

Q: What do you call 10 PorterHouse's standing ear to ear
A: A wind tunnel

Post your own! :)

Meks 03-22-2007 06:42 PM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes

2 porterhouses walked into a building...
...u'd think one of them woulda saw it first

2 porterhouses were walking in the woods and one of them was like[I].."oh look bear tracks"[/I] ... and the other was like "not uh, those are deer tracks" [I]"no bear tracks[/I] "deer tracks!" [I]"bear tracks"[/I]


gibbsisgod 03-22-2007 06:45 PM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
I will not contibute to something like this. You all need to grow up P*ssies. I'll whip your ass if you don't like it. Bitch. However you wanna do it.

gibbsisgod 03-22-2007 06:51 PM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
I must say that his steaks are pretty good.

dmek25 03-22-2007 07:25 PM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
yall picking on my homeboy, porter? im about to whip some warpath a**(j/k)

TheMalcolmConnection 03-22-2007 08:03 PM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
What do you call PorterHouse holding a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade?

A child molestor. I'm drunk.

gibbsisgod 03-22-2007 08:05 PM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
Come again?

Warpath 03-22-2007 08:45 PM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
When is it bedtime at Neverland ranch?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

dall-assblows 03-22-2007 10:20 PM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
porterhouse-i'm standing my ground bitch

FRPLG 03-22-2007 11:36 PM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
[QUOTE=gibbsisgod;290374]Come again?[/QUOTE]

Give him some time to recover.

TheMalcolmConnection 03-23-2007 08:35 AM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
HAHA. I'm sober this morning and honestly I thought that was funny even now.

ArtMonkDrillz 03-23-2007 08:41 AM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
Porterhouse is like school in the summer time. No class.
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFDBW7Xgagg"]Hey, hey, hey![/URL]

hooskins 03-23-2007 02:30 PM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;290482]Porterhouse is like school in the summer time. No class.
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFDBW7Xgagg"]Hey, hey, hey![/URL][/quote]


gibbsisgod 03-23-2007 02:50 PM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
[url=http://www.clevescene.com/2007-03-14/news/amish-girls-gone-wild/]Cleveland - News - Amish Girls Gone Wild - clevescene.com[/url]

dmek25 03-23-2007 03:37 PM

Re: PorterHouse Jokes
[quote=gibbsisgod;290630][URL="http://www.clevescene.com/2007-03-14/news/amish-girls-gone-wild/"]Cleveland - News - Amish Girls Gone Wild - clevescene.com[/URL][/quote]
dude, what did you expect? not just another hairy woman with a bonnet on

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