PorterHouse Jokes
 

Q: How do you make PorterHouse laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him the joke on Wednesday

Q: How do you drive PorterHouse crazy?
A: Give him a bag of M&M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order

Q: What do you call 10 PorterHouse's standing ear to ear
A: A wind tunnel

Post your own! :)

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lmao...

2 porterhouses walked into a building...
...u'd think one of them woulda saw it first

2 porterhouses were walking in the woods and one of them was like[I].."oh look bear tracks"[/I] ... and the other was like "not uh, those are deer tracks" [I]"no bear tracks[/I] "deer tracks!" [I]"bear tracks"[/I]

BANG!! THE TRAIN COMES ALONG AND HITS THEM BOTH

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I will not contibute to something like this. You all need to grow up P*ssies. I'll whip your ass if you don't like it. Bitch. However you wanna do it.

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I must say that his steaks are pretty good.

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yall picking on my homeboy, porter? im about to whip some warpath a**(j/k)

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What do you call PorterHouse holding a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade?

A child molestor. I'm drunk.

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Come again?

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When is it bedtime at Neverland ranch?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

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porterhouse-i'm standing my ground bitch

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod;290374]Come again?[/QUOTE]

Give him some time to recover.

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HAHA. I'm sober this morning and honestly I thought that was funny even now.

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Porterhouse is like school in the summer time. No class.
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFDBW7Xgagg"]Hey, hey, hey![/URL]

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;290482]Porterhouse is like school in the summer time. No class.
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFDBW7Xgagg"]Hey, hey, hey![/URL][/quote]

OHH SNAPP SON

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