NFL Draft Postponed Indefinitely
 

"BRISTOL, CT—NFL officials and ESPN executives made an emergency announcement Tuesday stating that the 2007 NFL Player Draft may have to be postponed indefinitely, as draft guru Mel Kiper Jr.'s Big Board, the index-card-laden bulletin board used to catalog, rank, and track every single player in the draft, was accidentally knocked over late Monday night."

[url=http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nfl_draft_in_chaos_as_mel_kipers]NFL Draft In Chaos As Mel Kiper's Big Board Is Knocked Over | The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]

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LOL

The Onion is always funny, but this one especially is great.

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hahaha. when i first saw the title, i thought it was another draft thread. glad it wasnt

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haha love the onion

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I like the picture of the scattered board on the floor, with Kiper's mug inset. It looks like a 5th grade project, or something.