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gabe1984 05-01-2007 01:07 PM

Picking up chicks at the gym.
 
Has anyone ever successfully picked up a chick at the gym before? If so, what was your technique?

SmootSmack 05-01-2007 01:18 PM

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 
Well first I tripped her...

JoeRedskin 05-01-2007 01:20 PM

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 
[QUOTE=SmootSmack;305448]Well first I tripped her...[/QUOTE]

then spilled coffee on her...

Sheriff Gonna Getcha 05-01-2007 01:22 PM

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 
Then showed her my powerful man muscle

Redskins_P 05-01-2007 01:24 PM

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 
Then I followed her into the womens locker room...

mredskins 05-01-2007 01:33 PM

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 
Negative it is to hard. Also keep in mind the gym is diffrent then a night club. At a night club get shoot down never see the chick again, get shoot down at the gym hello uncomfortable moments for the remander of your membership.

Or lets say you do hook up and it doesn't work refer back to uncomfortable moments.


Basically don't shit where you eat!

gabe1984 05-01-2007 01:45 PM

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 
ok, hess, I'll go up to a girl I've never talked to before and say, "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I've been wanting to talk to you for weeks. I just could never find the courage to do so until now" And then, she'll be really freaked out. Am I wrong here?

mredskins 05-01-2007 01:51 PM

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 
Hess line would work if yo uwere wanting to marry the chick but, if you are just looking to bang don't do it.

BTW- Redheads are crazy and should be avoided!

Southpaw 05-01-2007 01:52 PM

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 
[quote=hesscl34;305459]
[COLOR=black]Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.[/COLOR][/quote]

Only problem with that is the women that go to a coed gym by themselves are usually there because they like being gawked at by 50 sweaty dudes. Not all women in the gym are like that, but the ones that would be worth hitting on usually are, so the ever original "you're the most beautiful woman in the world" line has probably been fed to her a thousand times.

Basically if you want to hit on that type of chick at the gym and succeed, you need to have a Honda Civic that sounds like a weedeater and wear your hat cocked to the side. If the woman is approaching cougar age, replace Civic with BMW and sideways hat with six figure income.

Mattyk 05-01-2007 01:54 PM

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 
Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.

Lady Brave 05-01-2007 02:05 PM

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 
Just tell her you admire her "flactoids", cause that's the "toid" you're workin on.

gabe1984 05-01-2007 02:20 PM

Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
 
hess, you're so funny


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