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70Chip 06-06-2007 06:47 PM

A funny poem by W.H Auden...
[LEFT]...and dedicated to all the party girls in Hollywood.
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[COLOR=#375d57][FONT=Times New Roman][B]Cocaine Lil and Morphine Sue [/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#375d57][FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=#000000]by W. H. Auden[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT]
[FONT=Arial]Did you ever hear about Cocaine Lil? [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]She lived in Cocaine town on Cocaine hill, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]She had a cocaine dog and a cocaine cat, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]They fought all night with a cocaine rat. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]She had cocaine hair on her cocaine head. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]She had a cocaine dress that was poppy red: [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]She wore a snowbird hat and sleigh-riding clothes, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]On her coat she wore a crimson, cocaine rose. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Big gold chariots on the Milky Way, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Snakes and elephants silver and gray. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Oh the cocaine blues they make me sad, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Oh the cocaine blues make me feel bad. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Lil went to a snow party one cold night, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]And the way she sniffed was sure a fright. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]There was Hophead Mag with Dopey Slim, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Kankakee Liz and Yen Shee Jim. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]There was Morphine Sue and the Poppy Face Kid, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Climbed up snow ladders and down they skid; [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]There was the Stepladder Kit, a good six feet, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]And the Sleigh-riding Sister who were hard to beat. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]Along in the morning about half past three [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]They were all lit up like a Christmas tree; [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Lil got home and started for bed, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Took another sniff and it knocked her dead. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial]They laid her out in her cocaine clothes: [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]She wore a snowbird hat with a crimson rose; [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]On her headstone you’ll find this refrain: [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]She died as she lived, sniffing cocaine [/FONT]

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