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hooskins 06-13-2007 09:59 PM

50 new sex positions!
 
This is a link that was passed to me, and it is hilarious. There isnt any porn, but your boss might be upset because you will be laughing out loud.

[url=http://thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryId=3471&SectionID=16&spage=1]the Phat Phree ~ Target.Observe.Ridicule[/url]

hooskins 06-13-2007 10:23 PM

Re: 50 new sex positions!
 
Here is one of my favorites, and it is relevant to this site.
[B][SIZE=2][B]The Tony Romo[/B]
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

[B]Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.[/B][/SIZE] [/B]

hooskins 06-13-2007 10:24 PM

Re: 50 new sex positions!
 
Another good one:


[B][SIZE=2][IMG]http://thephatphree.com/_photos/50sex/sex0044.jpg[/IMG]
[B]The Mind of Mencia[/B]
Do nothing funny for a half hour.[/SIZE][/B]

Sammy Baugh Fan 06-13-2007 10:24 PM

Re: 50 new sex positions!
 
I need asprin from my wife's last night's positions. lol

But I digress
lol!

hooskins 06-13-2007 10:25 PM

Re: 50 new sex positions!
 
[B][IMG]http://thephatphree.com/_photos/50sex/sex0007.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=3][B]The Molotov Cocktail[/B]
Blow your goo in a jar and then throw it at someone. (This could be anyone you want- even someone famous.)[/SIZE][/B]

hooskins 06-13-2007 10:34 PM

Re: 50 new sex positions!
 
Pshh no sense of humor hess. Where is AMD when you need him, I know he would find this hilarious.

jsarno 06-13-2007 11:23 PM

Re: 50 new sex positions!
 
[QUOTE=hesscl34;317824]hmmmm... think I might stay clear away from this one..[/QUOTE]

Careful...no flirting! LOL.

jsarno 06-13-2007 11:27 PM

Re: 50 new sex positions!
 
The best one is the "inconsiderate driver". LOL!

The Tony Romo is funny for the pure hatred of the man!

KLHJ2 06-13-2007 11:32 PM

Re: 50 new sex positions!
 
I prefer the levitating ceiling fan, complete with stirrups.

hooskins 06-14-2007 12:02 AM

Re: 50 new sex positions!
 
[quote=jsarno;317845]The best one is the "inconsiderate driver". LOL!

The Tony Romo is funny for the pure hatred of the man![/quote]

haha I know its messed up.

Monkeydad 06-14-2007 11:15 AM

Re: 50 new sex positions!
 
[quote=hooskins;317826]Here is one of my favorites, and it is relevant to this site.
[B][SIZE=2][B]The Tony Romo[/B]
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

[B]Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.[/B][/SIZE] [/B][/quote]

They forgot...cry afterwards.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-14-2007 11:19 AM

Re: 50 new sex positions!
 
These made me laugh quite heartily.


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