Cowturds Camp
 

They are practicing in Oxnard, very close to where I live. I shall be attending at least one day (possibly more if I don't get badly beaten), wearing my Redskins jersey and being as annoying as I can be without getting punched out.

If anyone has a request that I can fufill I'd be happy to. I'm thinking manure sprayer, laxative in their Gatorade, that kind of amusing stuff.



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Piss in Parcells hair dye. I'm sure it would still look better than what he's got.

If you can get your hands on a "Dallas Sucks" t-shirt wear that instead of Skins jersey, then take a shit inside Antonio Bryants helmet.

Anyone heard about Antonio Bryant since the incident a few weeks ago? RR, can you see if he's in camp, or what's going on with that?

In addition to an Antonio Bryant update, I'd like to hear how Julius Jones looks, and how Darren Woodson's replacements at safety are looking. Let us know if Marcellus Wiley is looking quick or slow. An update on the QB position would be good also...




oh, and I'd go with the Gatorade laxative.:thumb:

I would say drink a few beers before you go but it does not sound like you need to, but it wouldnt hurt. You could ask what happened to Troy. How his career was ended by Lavar. You also could have signs in the stands that the players could see. Well I hope you get kicked out that would be something to brag about. We would love to see pictures of your outing.

I think Bryant and Parcells met Monday morning. Anyway, why don't you pass around that pic of Hutchinson that Matty posted and see what clever captions the fans and players there come up with. See if they have more than a monosyllabic vocabulary

I live down the 5 fwy from you. What day are you planing to go? Maybe I will head up there with my girlfreind on the same day. :food-smil I've never been to an NFL training camp and it would be kinda fun to represent with Burgundy and Gold on!! Not to mention I like to heckle!! :FIREdevil We have plenty of Redskins gear to sport that's for sure. :dallas: :httr:

Riggo44 you'll be more than welcome. I'm send you an email when I have a firm date.

You guys rock! Gogetum!!

Be careful out there, we wouldn't want to lose any members of our beloved Warpath family.

[QUOTE=RedskinRat]Riggo44 you'll be more than welcome. I'm send you an email when I have a firm date.[/QUOTE]

Cool. I will be waiting to hear from you RedskinRat.Weekends are best for me.
That will be alot of fun. I told my girlfreind and she sounded kinda nervous about sporting her Redskins gear to Cowboys camp. But she's a trooper so she said she's in. :headbange
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Riggo44, we'll form a protective circle around her. Kinda tough with just the two of us but I'm sure if we run fast enough....

I'm sure as loge as it stays good natured it'll be fine, if not I have Blue Cross.

Ok, I think that if you are willing to go that extra mile and get arrested, we'll chip in on the bail? Anyone? Hello?

Just curious. Isn't it kind of shitty to have camp so far away from Dallas. Makes it tough for the fans to seeya!