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Chief X_Phackter 07-10-2007 04:04 PM

Chunky Soup Commercial
 
Ok, participate in this only if you want to have a little fun. Don't participate in this if you can't get past the fact, and want to keep writing about, why NFL Analysts don't have the Redskins rated #1 yet.

Let's get your idea of the next Chunky Soup Commercial involving NFL Players.

Here is mine:

I'd like to see McNabb and his Mom dancing around gleefully and frolicking about with Campbell's Chunk Soup in hand, when suddenly a rocket spiral knocks Mrs. McNabb out of her shoes. Jason Campbell enters the picture and punks McNabb for his bowl of soup and says "sorry D, this is Campbell's Chunky Soup", and then he walks away tossing the football to himself whistling Hail to the Redskins.

Krills 07-10-2007 04:10 PM

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That would rule!! Maybe for the '08 season, after we kick ass this year.

GhettoDogAllStars 07-10-2007 04:16 PM

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How about a close-up shot of Chris Henry, Pacman Jones, and Tank Johnson all eating Chunky's soup together. Then, as the camera zooms out, they are all wearing prison jumpsuits, sitting in a prison cafeteria. :biggthump

BigSKINBauer 07-10-2007 04:23 PM

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CP comes in with a pitbull and sicks it on Mcnabb and mama portis beats up mama mcnabb.

That would be wrong though.

Chief X_Phackter 07-10-2007 04:33 PM

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[quote=BigSKINBauer;326804]CP comes in with a pitbull and sicks it on Mcnabb and mama portis beats up mama mcnabb.

That would be wrong though.[/quote]

Where does Michael Vick come in?

JoeRedskin 07-10-2007 04:55 PM

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[QUOTE=Chief X_Phackter;326807]Where does Michael Vick come in?[/QUOTE]

As the pitbull is attacking, CP says "The Dog is Vick's property, that Campbell soup is mine - ain't nothing wrong with that!"

724Skinsfan 07-10-2007 05:19 PM

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[quote=JoeRedskin;326816]As the pitbull is attacking, CP says "The Dog is Vick's property, that Campbell soup is mine - ain't nothing wrong with that!"[/quote]

Broadening the thread a bit: how about a Vick's Rabies Rub commercial?

Krills 07-10-2007 05:27 PM

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[quote=724Skinsfan;326827]Broadening the thread a bit: how about a Vick's Rabies Rub commercial?[/quote]

HAHA...that's good!!

gabe1984 07-10-2007 05:31 PM

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Eli Manning is sitting on a bench on the sideline when all of a sudden Portis sneaks up behind him and dumps a scolding hot bowl of Campbells soup on his head. Eli shrieks like a little girl and says, "Clinton, owwwww, what makes you think you can just dump a scolding hot bowl of Campbells soup on my head?" Portis replies, "Well, huntin is legal." And then goes back in the game and runs 50 yards for a TD.

BigSKINBauer 07-10-2007 05:32 PM

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[quote=JoeRedskin;326816]As the pitbull is attacking, CP says "The Dog is Vick's property, that Campbell soup is mine - ain't nothing wrong with that!"[/quote]
nice. Then Vick rises in front of the camara with his herpes which are reaching their peak and flicks off the camara.

firstdown 07-10-2007 05:58 PM

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Bengals head coach pulls up infront of the city jail with three busses. He pays a bail of like $150,000 and says wow thats hurts. The guard opens the door and nothing happens. Sio the coach walks up to the door and there sits the whole team in their uniforms eating Campbells soup and he is like come on its allmost game time. Then one of the players looks up and says no one rushes a bowl of campbells soup and the coach enters the room shuts the door and say where's my bowl and everyone starts laughing.

SmootSmack 07-11-2007 01:18 AM

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Scene: outside FedEx, Campbell and Moss playing catch

<<Campbell lofts a pass to Moss over some guy who you can't identify but you see the back of a jersey that looks a little something like [url=http://www.cowboysonlineproshop.com/images/products/medium/207765.jpg]this[/url]

Santana (turns to camera): After a long day burning my opponents, I need a little pick me up with Campbell's Chunky Soup (holds up can)

Campbell (enters the shot): But we don't have time to waste opening cans of soups while memorizing 700 pages of plays

Sean Taylor (rolls in on his ATV): So that's why these new flip-top cans are great. Anybody can open these in no time!

<<cue to Tony Romo opening the can>>

Campbell's Soup. So Easy a Cowboy Could Open It

<<camera fades to black, then fades back up again as Romo drops the can and then trips over it.>>

Lady Brave 07-11-2007 01:23 AM

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You forgot the crying afterwards. That's the best part.

SmootSmack 07-11-2007 01:25 AM

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;326991]You forgot the crying afterwards. That's the best part.[/QUOTE]

Ooh nice...Director's cut

BDBohnzie 07-11-2007 09:27 AM

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[QUOTE=GhettoDogAllStars;326801]How about a close-up shot of Chris Henry, Pacman Jones, and Tank Johnson all eating Chunky's soup together. Then, as the camera zooms out, they are all wearing prison jumpsuits, sitting in a prison cafeteria. :biggthump[/QUOTE]
This gets my vote...


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