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gibbsisgod 08-10-2007 07:39 AM

Idiots, idiots everywhere!
 
[url=http://www.yankton.net/stories/080707/new_189470999.shtml]Police: Man Dies Trying To Disprove TV Show | Yankton Press & Dakotan[/url]


[url=http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070807/METRO02/708070352/1009]For forgetful bank robber, this heist wasn't in the bag[/url]

gibbsisgod 08-10-2007 07:45 AM

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Smoking Kills: David Pawlik called the fire department in Cleburne, Texas, in July to ask if the "blue flames" he and his wife were seeing every time she lit a cigarette were dangerous, and an inspector said he would be right over and for Mrs. Pawlik not to light another cigarette. However, anxious about the imminent inspection, she lit up and was killed in the subsequent explosion. (The home was all-electric, but there had been a natural gas leak underneath the yard.) [Fort Worth Star Telegram, 7-11-07]

gibbsisgod 08-10-2007 07:46 AM

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Crime Time in Wilmington, Del.: Jesse Dale, 42, was arrested and charged with cocaine possession in Wilmington in June during a routine traffic stop after he attempted to throw his stash out the passenger window as the officer approached. (However, the window was up, and the package bounced back into the seat in "plain sight" for the officer to base an arrest on.) [News Journal (Wilmington, Del.), 6-13-07]

gibbsisgod 08-10-2007 07:48 AM

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ANd the last on for a while:


In May, the inept Christopher Emmorey, 23, was sentenced to two years in prison for robbing a Peterborough, Ontario, bank, from which he had intended to take $2,000. However, the teller said she could only give him $200 and also must take out a $5 fee because Emmorey is not a regular customer. Emmorey stood stoically while she did the paperwork and then handed him $195, which he took and walked away (only to be arrested a short time later). [Peterborough Examiner, 5-25-07]

dmek25 08-10-2007 10:37 AM

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while i feel all criminals are idiots, there should be a special place for these morons. and top of the morning to you gigitty

gibbsisgod 08-10-2007 10:45 AM

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[url=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20190386/]Clerk turns tables on clumsy robber - Criminal Peculiarity - MSNBC.com[/url]


Good morning d

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-10-2007 10:48 AM

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That has got to be the dumbest criminals I have ever read of and G morining to you dmek and GIG

gibbsisgod 08-14-2007 09:28 AM

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[url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/09/AR2007080902018.html?hpid=moreheadlines]washingtonpost.com[/url]

dmek25 08-14-2007 11:14 AM

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nice to know our school systems work, from the looks of that letter

GhettoDogAllStars 08-14-2007 02:32 PM

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Ever heard of the Darwin awards?

[url=http://www.darwinawards.com/]The Darwin Awards[/url]

gibbsisgod 08-22-2007 08:23 AM

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[url=http://www.nola.com/news/t-p/frontpage/index.ssf?/base/news-8/1187624036200040.xml&coll=1]NOLA.com: Everything New Orleans[/url]

gibbsisgod 08-22-2007 08:26 AM

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[url=http://www.newstimeslive.com/news/story.php?id=1186569219]News Times Live Dentist to teen patient: "I will show you pain"[/url]

70Chip 08-22-2007 11:52 AM

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[URL="http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah6541.shtml"]Access Hollywood[/URL]

I wouldn't call Bill an idiot, I just thought it was funny.

gibbsisgod 08-28-2007 06:19 AM

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[url=http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22313568-13762,00.html]Porn thief caught red-faced in public toilet | NEWS.com.au[/url]

dmek25 08-28-2007 09:55 AM

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[quote=gibbsisgod;344473][URL="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22313568-13762,00.html"]Porn thief caught red-faced in public toilet | NEWS.com.au[/URL][/quote]
like you havent done this before giggity:)


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