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mheisig 12-14-2007 01:28 PM

F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
Maybe this should go in the "Pet Peeves" thread, but damn it's a sad day for men everywhere.

Her boyfriend's name is Cash Warren, which probably explains a lot. I wish my name were Cash Warren. With a name like that it's no wonder he's bagging her.

EternalEnigma21 12-14-2007 01:30 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
crap... she told me she was on the pill

jsarno 12-14-2007 01:31 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
Oh man, I'm actually shocked, even though I shouldn't be considering she said she likes "casual sex". How can she pregnant in this day and age...It must have been on purpose.

mheisig 12-14-2007 01:36 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
The dude's name is Cash Warren, I'm pretty sure his sperm is capable of foiling the pill or breaking through a condom.

TheMalcolmConnection 12-14-2007 01:42 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
If he knocked up Jessica Alba, his penis probably has magical powers to cure cancer or do other miraculous good deeds.

jsarno 12-14-2007 01:44 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
BTW- do we have any links on this?

TheMalcolmConnection 12-14-2007 01:47 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
[url=http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3265]SAY GOODBYE TO HOT JESSICA - What Would Tyler Durden Do[/url]
[url=http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/12/jessica-alba-is-still-pregnant.html]IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Jessica Alba is Still Pregnant[/url]

This last one isn't Jessica Alba, but at least she's not pregnant.
[url=http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/12/gemma-atkinson-is-selling-something.html]IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Gemma Atkinson is Selling Something[/url]

mheisig 12-14-2007 01:47 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
[QUOTE=jsarno;393080]BTW- do we have any links on this?[/QUOTE]

I'd Google "Jessica Alba" but that particular sequence of letters has been completely worn off my keyboard.

ArtMonkDrillz 12-14-2007 01:52 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again: My last name is Cannon, I should be the one getting these crazy hot chicks all knocked up and whatnot.

Stupid misnomers.

TheMalcolmConnection 12-14-2007 01:55 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
Just think, Tony Romo might be next on the list. His name rhymes with Homo. Oh, sweet irony. :doh:




:(

mheisig 12-14-2007 02:04 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;393088]I've said it before and I'll say it again: My last name is Cannon, I should be the one getting these crazy hot chicks all knocked up and whatnot.

Stupid misnomers.[/QUOTE]

Dude, how are you not getting major tail with that last name??

Do you have a really dorky first name, like Wallace or Angus or something? Who am I kidding Wallace and Angus Cannon should be getting major tail.

724Skinsfan 12-14-2007 02:05 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
[quote=mheisig;393095]Dude, how are you not getting major tail with that last name??

Do you have a really dorky first name, like Wallace or Angus or something? Who am I kidding Wallace and Angus Cannon should be getting major tail.[/quote]

Too easy to nickname him Wail-ass Cannon or Anus Cannon.

TheMalcolmConnection 12-14-2007 02:07 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
He should just legally change his first name to Ramrod.

BleedBurgundy 12-14-2007 02:09 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;393097]He should just legally change his first name to Ramrod.[/QUOTE]

or Richard...

724Skinsfan 12-14-2007 02:23 PM

Re: F...Jessica Alba being pregnant
 
[quote=BleedBurgundy;393098]or Richard...[/quote]

Hugh "Jazz" Cannon


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