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SmootSmack 03-12-2008 05:10 PM

Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
 
[QUOTE]Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.[/QUOTE]

[url=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom]Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years - Yahoo! News[/url]

DynamiteRave 03-12-2008 05:18 PM

Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
 
Wtf.

I'm guessing these people didn't have friends or family over. And if they did, they must have had more than 1 toilet.

Skinsfan1967 03-12-2008 05:37 PM

Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
 
How funny is it that the Sherriff's name is Whipple as in Mr. Wipple (please don't squeeze the Charmin)

Lady Brave 03-12-2008 11:05 PM

Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
 
"The boyfriend repeatedly told friends and neighbors his girlfriend was full of sh*t. Unfortunately, no one believed him."

hooskins 03-12-2008 11:33 PM

Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
 
This is just wow. Did he have sex with her too in there while she sat? The boyfriend should be tried for abuse, because he could report it a long time ago.

mheisig 03-13-2008 10:08 AM

Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
 
$100 says there was TV in the bathroom.

ArtMonkDrillz 03-13-2008 11:13 AM

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[QUOTE=mheisig;431613]$100 says there was TV in the bathroom.[/QUOTE]And a minifridge/microwave combo unit.

ArtMonkDrillz 03-13-2008 11:17 AM

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She obviously needs a lot more fiber in her diet.
[IMG]http://supercolonblow.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/colonblow.jpg[/IMG]

jsarno 03-13-2008 11:52 AM

Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
 
I don't see why the boyfriend could be brought up on charges. The woman made her own decisions, and he could do nothing about it.
Obviously no one thinks she was insane:
"Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled." If you don't know that after 2 years, then she's not insane.
So if she's dumb enough to not get off the toilet, it is her choice. She wasn't breaking the law, nor was he.
Why are we as a country so eager to blame everyone else around us but the actual person involved?

What I didn't see in this report was how heavy the lady was. Just kind of reminds me of one of those 600 pound people that just gives up and stays where they are. Better to park on the toilet instead of sitting in her own filth.

jsarno 03-13-2008 11:54 AM

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;431629]She obviously needs a lot more fiber in her diet.
[IMG]http://supercolonblow.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/colonblow.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I forgot about that...funny.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha 03-13-2008 12:01 PM

Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
 
Phil Hartman was one of the funniest dudes ever to appear on SNL.

FRPLG 03-13-2008 12:10 PM

Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
 
Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such great after school specials as "Me and my toilet: Together One" or "My life as a Toilet seat"...

mheisig 03-14-2008 01:02 PM

Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
 
[URL="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337664,00.html"]The picture sure explains a lot.[/URL]

FRPLG 03-14-2008 02:04 PM

Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
 
[QUOTE=mheisig;432060][URL="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337664,00.html"]The picture sure explains a lot.[/URL][/QUOTE]

There you go with all your judging again! :)

DynamiteRave 03-14-2008 02:15 PM

Re: Next Time You Complain About Someone Spending Too Much Time in The Bathroom
 
Hey, I've been in trailers like that before! Granted, it was a beach-side trailer, but it was REALLY nice! :D


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