Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
 

[B]Man sentenced over wombat rape claim[/B]

[I]Posted Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:13pm AEDT
Updated Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:22pm AEDT[/I]

[U][B]A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".[/B][/U]


[B]Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker from Motueka on South Island, rang police on February 11 to say he was being raped by the slow-moving Australian marsupial at his home[/B], The Nelson Mail reported.


He rang back soon afterwards to say he was [B]withdrawing his complaint against the wombat[/B], a court was told.


[B]"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told police in the second call.[/B]


Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours community work.


Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls.



[URL="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/28/2201791.htm?section=justin"]Man sentenced over wombat rape claim - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)[/URL]


[URL="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/28/2201791.htm?section=justin"][IMG]http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/12/wombat_wideweb__470x276,0.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[URL="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/28/2201791.htm?section=justin"][SIZE=1][I][B]Wombat is SHOCKED by allegations and puts out the following statement to the media: "I did...not...have...sexual relations with that human...Mr. Cradock."[/B][/I][/SIZE]
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Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
 

The REAL crime here is that the off-season has brought us to............this

Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
 

Nah. I would have posted this story any time throughout the season and even during Super Bowl week.


It's a story you just can't ignore. :)

Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
 

That wombat looks like the one getting violated.

Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
 

Next week you will be posting about the woman who faces 15 years for knocking a mother of 3 into a coma after she cut in line at Disney.

Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
 

* Not the actual Wombat alleged to have done the deed, unless by a crazy coincidence. :)

Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
 

I can post this thread NO MORE.
I have no desire to be dealing with the Wombat's atty................by association

Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
 

I'm sorely tempted to merge this thread with this one.

[url]http://www.redskinswarpath.com/locker-room/23037-pierce-guilty-of-animal-neglect.html[/url]

Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
 

[quote=BleedBurgundy;436300]That wombat looks like the one getting violated.[/quote]

its his "o" face.

Re: Man sentenced over wombat rape claim
 

[quote=BleedBurgundy;436300]That wombat looks like the one getting violated.[/quote]




LMAO....good one.