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Monkeydad 05-29-2008 12:36 PM

Worst first pitch EVER
 
Worst first pitch EVER:

[QUOTE]
Continuing with [URL="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/The-Scorecard-Mariah-Carey-qualifies-for-Gut-Ch?urn=mlb,84811"][COLOR=#0069aa]the Stew's blanket coverage[/COLOR][/URL] of Mariah Carey's first pitch in Tokyo, here's footage from said toss. Make sure to check out the twin mascot escorts (creepy!) and the extended time the Japanese television cameras linger over her legs (even creepier!)

Oh, and don't miss Mariah's terrible form ... Pitching, that is.[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Mariah-Carey-is-not-much-of-a-pitche?urn=mlb,84994"]ModernTube: Mariah Carey and history's worst first pitch - Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports[/URL]

[YT]VwFgpPvK0aU[/YT]


Embarrassing.

KLHJ2 05-29-2008 12:42 PM

Re: Worst first pitch EVER
 
[quote=Buster;450476]Worst first pitch EVER:






Embarrassing.[/quote]

Only she can make something so ugly look so pretty.

jamf 05-29-2008 12:46 PM

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I don't think she is that hot.

What is up with her walking? It looks like she got sodomized by the knicks...

KLHJ2 05-29-2008 12:48 PM

Re: Worst first pitch EVER
 
[quote=jamf;450480]I don't think she is that hot.

What is up with her walking? It looks like she got sodomized by the knicks...[/quote]

Maybe not now, but back in the day everyone had magazines of Mariah with the pages stuck together. JK

She was hot though.

Monkeydad 05-29-2008 12:49 PM

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^

The 12" heels on a mound. Great wardrobe planning.

FRPLG 05-29-2008 02:39 PM

Re: Worst first pitch EVER
 
I struggle to see what others see in her. She really isn't all very good looking at all to me.

SmootSmack 05-29-2008 02:58 PM

Re: Worst first pitch EVER
 
Now compare Mariah to Marissa

[YT]P0xELIv1bqQ[/YT]

Mattyk 05-29-2008 03:06 PM

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[quote=FRPLG;450500]I struggle to see what others see in her. She really isn't all very good looking at all to me.[/quote]

I agree... I've always thought she was a skank

Schneed10 05-29-2008 03:39 PM

Re: Worst first pitch EVER
 
[quote=SmootSmack;450502]Now compare Mariah to Marissa

[/quote]

So hot, it hurts.

BDBohnzie 05-29-2008 03:42 PM

Re: Worst first pitch EVER
 
The problem with Mariah Carey now is that she's pushing 40. And that's not to say that there aren't any hot older women, but the business has been rough on Mariah.

JoeRedskin 05-29-2008 04:05 PM

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;450506]So hot, it hurts.[/QUOTE]

Yes. I am sure that catcher was running up to hug her [I]just[/I] to congratulate her on such a good throw.

EternalEnigma21 05-29-2008 06:22 PM

Re: Worst first pitch EVER
 
she's so dumb and skanky... its hard not to get unnerved by her existence and constant reminders thereof.

mooby 05-29-2008 09:07 PM

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Damn that has to be one of the most horrible pitches I've ever seen lol. I mean shit she could at least put a little effort into it. And yes she's a skank and a whore and everything else associated with that.

4mrusmc 05-29-2008 09:27 PM

Re: Worst first pitch EVER
 
[quote=SmootSmack;450502]Now compare Mariah to Marissa

[yt]P0xELIv1bqQ[/yt][/quote]
Damn, she threw behind the rubber, and she threw some girl gas.

htownskinfan 05-30-2008 12:20 AM

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[QUOTE=4mrusmc;450529]Damn, she threw behind the rubber, and she threw some girl gas.[/QUOTE]

who is that? Marissa who? it looked like jessica simpson


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