Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned
 

Ok, so i'm playin a little poker on Full Tilt mmm k, guy starts calling me babe and stuff because My avatar is the big boobed chick on full tilt poker, and asks for my AIM and w/e. i tell him i'll only give out my aim if he wants to cyber, basically thinking he would get the picture that i'm in fact male and screw off.

He doesn't.

keeps asking me to go to a private table with him and for my aim so we can 'chat babe'.

at this point i'm just thinking wow what a ****ing tool idiot moron ****ing digaf. so i tell him....

bigtittychick: yeah i gota go put in a tampon brb

and go make a new AIM screen name and put my plan into action.

i tell him i'll send pics if he sends me one after. So i hit up the sarahisnifty group and snag a picture of her and send it to him. needless to say, he is happy as can be and continues his 'macking' on me thinking he's getting somewhere, then i send him one of her ass and he goes crazy.

I tell him if he wants a naked picture i'd send him one if he sent me a picture of him holding a sign saying my initials Rocks my sox!

The poker forum I mess around on is called BBV so naturally my initials were BBV.

and here is the end result.
[IMG]http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll143/nevahascards/dj.jpg[/IMG]

I tell him he got 1 2 teddied and to kill himself and sign off screen name.

GG me.

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That’s freaking hilarious!!!:laughing- You should be one of those detectives that bust cyber petafiles. I can see a Hard Copy episode in your future.:postcop:

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[quote=Riggo44;455682]That’s freaking hilarious!!!:laughing- You should be one of those detectives that bust cyber petafiles. I can see a Hard Copy episode in your future.:postcop:[/quote]

Hahah Maybe. This was more for personal amusement and for my poker forum than anything else though. lol

Re: Guy Hits on Me and Gets Owned
 

You should have responded with this:

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Ya ...this probably couldve gone into the Lots Of Fail Thread lol

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I must be old - I read your post four times, and I'm still confused. I had to urban dictionary "1 2 teddied" and "cyber". Can I give myself negative rep points?

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[quote=onlydarksets;455696]I must be old - I read your post four times, and I'm still confused. I had to urban dictionary "1 2 teddied" and "cyber". Can I give myself negative rep points?[/quote]

Hahaha....srry....just think of "1 2 teddied" as getting b-slapped across the face and cyber well, i just hope its an epic level and ur not serious.....

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Tell me this guy didn't really do this? Am I being Rick Roll'd again? That's still some funny shit!

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its a joke. but im too old to understand it:(

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[quote=12thMan;455728]Tell me this guy didn't really do this? Am I being Rick Roll'd again? That's still some funny shit![/quote]

No he really did. I am a sick individual but dam, this guy takes the cake. lol

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[IMG]http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll143/nevahascards/bump_signs.jpg[/IMG]

for awesomeness.

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You just bumped two of your own threads for awesomeness? It's only a matter of time before you bump the 9/11 conspiracy, roulette can be won with Karma thread right?

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[quote=djnemo65;456325]You just bumped two of your own threads for awesomeness? [B]It's only a matter of time before you bump the 9/11 conspiracy, roulette can be won with Karma thread right?[/B][/quote]

Haha....I actually though of that but, no I guess it'd be best to let (all) these threads, die in peace. I just though they deserved a last look or so. =-)

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[QUOTE=JGisLordOfTheRings;456416]Haha....I actually though of that but, no I guess it'd be best to let (all) these threads, die in peace. I just though they deserved a last look or so. =-)[/QUOTE]

I still think the 9/11/roulette thread is the greatest thread I have ever seen.