F...Glitter on Hallmark Cards
 

Who's boneheaded idea was to sprinkle glitter all over Hallmark cards? What the F?!

Am I the only one annoyed by having this damn glitter all over my hand when I'm trying to write on one of these cards,

I'm like a freakin' 80's Valley Girl straight out of a John Hughes movie trying to write some thank you cards here.

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solution, [B]e-cards.[/B]

Best damn thing ever. My wife loves them more then regualr cards now.

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You see my tag for this thread? I use e-cards plenty but I sometimes the personal touch of a hand-written card is called for

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I usually stick to the $0.99 cards for that simple reason...no glitter.

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[quote=SmootSmack;502490]You see my tag for this thread? I use e-cards plenty but I sometimes the personal touch of a hand-written card is called for[/quote]


I save the personal touches for the bedroom.

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You don't like to sparkle?

*Sparkle Sparkle*

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My family has all but done away with giving cards as they get read and either thrown in the trash or stuck in some box. They also run from 3 to 5 $ so we are also saving money as well as trees.

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Girlfriends and wives buy cards...not Warpath members!

-Manlaw #137

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The worst is being a single guy trying to pick out a wedding card for a buddy. I just need somewhere to put the check or bed bath and beyond gift card, I don't need to pimp out all the virtues of love and marriage.
And then, since I obviously wait until the car ride to the wedding to actually write the damn thing, I usually get glitter all over my suit if I was in too much of a hurry to notice that I accidentally grabbed one with that devil's dust.

Stupid happy people.

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[RIGHT] [/RIGHT]
[LEFT]F...Glitter, period[/LEFT]

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[quote=BDBohnzie;502493]I usually stick to the $0.99 cards for that simple reason...no glitter.[/quote]

Good point. I usually get those, but this morning I was in a bit of a rush

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[quote=724Skinsfan;502505]Girlfriends and wives buy cards...not Warpath members!

-Manlaw #137[/quote]

What if the card is for the wife?

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Come on SS, you just don't want the woman to know that you've been at the strip club. Glitter on cards... good one. ;)

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[quote=SmootSmack;502525]What if the card is for the wife?[/quote]

Damn, man. What did you do wrong?

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[quote=Mattyk72;502542]Come on SS, you just don't want the woman to know that you've been at the strip club. Glitter on cards... good one. ;)[/quote]

Damnit, my cover's been blown!...so what excuse did you use?