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JGisLordOfTheRings 03-17-2009 11:10 PM

Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
Women require time and money.

Women = Time * Money

As the saying goes, "Time is money", therefore

Women = money * money

OR

Women = (money)^2

As we all know, money is the root of all evil

money = sqrt(All Evil)

Women = (sqrt(All Evil))^2

Hence,

Women = All Evil



I get a Noble Prize for this, right?

Also, this clever deduction -



Whenever men and women are together, they invariably produce children. I conclude that

Men + Women = Children

This is provable by the following:

I also posit that

Children = Innocence = Naive = Zero

then when;

Women = evil

this means it must be:

men = good

because:

positive + negative = zero

so:

good + evil = zero

so;

men + women = children

GTripp0012 03-17-2009 11:30 PM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
I'm glad this happened!

JGisLordOfTheRings 03-17-2009 11:42 PM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
I am glad we had this talk.

FRPLG 03-17-2009 11:44 PM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
well played

JGisLordOfTheRings 03-17-2009 11:59 PM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
Math can be fun for everyone

ducy?

70Chip 03-18-2009 12:07 AM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
Good stuff that. However, money is not the root of all evil, [B][I]THE LOVE[/I][/B] of money is the root of all evil.

"For the [B]love[/B] [B]of money[/B] is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows." (Tell me about it)

1 Timothy 6:10

JGisLordOfTheRings 03-18-2009 12:26 AM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
[quote=70Chip;537891]Good stuff that. However, money is not the root of all evil, [B][I]THE LOVE[/I][/B] of money is the root of all evil.

"For the [B]love[/B] [B]of money[/B] is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows." (Tell me about it)

1 Timothy 6:10[/quote]

But without money there can be no love for the aforementioned so therefore with out money there is no evil so there

JGisLordOfTheRings 03-18-2009 12:30 AM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
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JGisLordOfTheRings 03-18-2009 12:31 AM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
apologies

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gibbsisgod 03-18-2009 05:16 AM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
[quote=JGisLordOfTheRings;537901]But without money there can be no love for the aforementioned so therefore with out money there is no evil so there[/quote]Its the chicken or the egg question really.

724Skinsfan 03-18-2009 08:08 AM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
Ugh. recycled old stuff back out on the 'Net.

redskinjim 03-18-2009 09:13 AM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
what does This have to do with ANYTHING?

Schneed10 03-18-2009 09:21 AM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
But without money there can be no women!

gibbsisgod 03-18-2009 12:02 PM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
[quote=Schneed10;537959]But without money there can be no women![/quote]...and without women, there would be no men. Thats it, the end of life as we know it......

dmek25 03-18-2009 01:50 PM

Re: Women Are Evil, Proof ITT
 
this is very strange.....


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