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Mattyk 04-07-2009 11:32 AM

You know you're a redneck when...
 
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KLHJ2 04-07-2009 01:22 PM

Re: You know you're a redneck when...
 
[QUOTE]"no backwood country cop" was going to take her to jail.[/QUOTE]

Huh? Who is she calling "backwood country"?

firstdown 04-07-2009 01:24 PM

Re: You know you're a redneck when...
 
Back in the mid 80's I played in a country band. We had this job to play at this wedding and let me tell you these families were about as redneck as they come. The wedding was in NC and in the middle of no where. Well the wedding and reception went fine and the bride and groom left in some big 4x4 and thats when things went bad. These two women started pushing each other and before you knew it a fight broke out and the two families started fighting. It was a trip watching guys go at each other and even grandmothers where fighting with each other. We just stood on the stage pushing people away from our equipment. Finally the cops came and arrested several people but they snaged the guy who had our money. I thoought for a minute the cop was going to throw me in jail as I tried to talk to him about getting our money and finally he let the guy go so he could pay us. I talked to another cop and he said these families hate each other and he was surprised they made it through the wedding before trouble broke out. HE also said they had a freind at the wedding who was watching for trouble and they had extra cops on hand to respond.

70Chip 04-07-2009 01:38 PM

Re: You know you're a redneck when...
 
[quote=firstdown;543886]Back in the mid 80's I played in a country band. We had this job to play at this wedding and let me tell you these families were about as redneck as they come. The wedding was in NC and in the middle of no where. Well the wedding and reception went fine and the bride and groom left in some big 4x4 and thats when things went bad. These two women started pushing each other and before you knew it a fight broke out and the two families started fighting. It was a trip watching guys go at each other and even grandmothers where fighting with each other. We just stood on the stage pushing people away from our equipment. Finally the cops came and arrested several people but they snaged the guy who had our money. I thoought for a minute the cop was going to throw me in jail as I tried to talk to him about getting our money and finally he let the guy go so he could pay us. I talked to another cop and he said these families hate each other and he was surprised they made it through the wedding before trouble broke out. HE also said they had a freind at the wedding who was watching for trouble and they had extra cops on hand to respond.[/quote]


Awesome. The one great things about rednecks is they let you know how they feel. There is no "hanging on in quiet desperation".

firstdown 04-07-2009 01:48 PM

Re: You know you're a redneck when...
 
[quote=70Chip;543888]Awesome. The one great things about rednecks is they let you know how they feel. There is no "hanging on in quiet desperation".[/quote]
I played in several bands in the mid 80's to 90's and met some of the best people in these dive places we would play. We played country before country was cool and more main stream.

Mattyk 04-07-2009 02:04 PM

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Wait, country is cool? ;)

Mattyk 04-07-2009 02:08 PM

Re: You know you're a redneck when...
 
Speaking of necks I just love this pic, give it a caption

[IMG]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3474/redneck9472835dg3.jpg[/IMG]

dmek25 04-07-2009 03:29 PM

Re: You know you're a redneck when...
 
i love to help, but im kind of busy right now

GMScud 04-07-2009 03:46 PM

Re: You know you're a redneck when...
 
Bessie?? Yeah, it's Earl. Can ya pick up some toilet paper while you're at the Dollar General?



This thread reminds me of that Jeff Foxworthy "You know you're a redneck when..." skit. My favorite- you know you're a redneck when you mow your lawn and find a car.

tryfuhl 04-07-2009 03:48 PM

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[quote=Mattyk72;543905]Speaking of necks I just love this pic, give it a caption

[IMG]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3474/redneck9472835dg3.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

just got fired

Trample the Elderly 04-07-2009 04:18 PM

Re: You know you're a redneck when...
 
Does thinking about sleeping with your cousin make you a redneck, or do you actually have to go through with it?

JoeRedskin 04-07-2009 04:33 PM

Re: You know you're a redneck when...
 
[quote=Trample the Elderly;543943]Does thinking about sleeping with your cousin make you a redneck, or do you actually have to go through with it?[/quote]

I think it depends, 1) Is she crazy hot? 2) Is it a passing thought or are you contemplating it for some time.

I mean, if my cousin looked like Megan Fox, the appropriate question might be "are you a homosexual if you haven't thought about it." Regardless of the hotness factor, and IMHO, however, if the thought is not promptly dismissed, you may be a redneck...

Monksdown 04-07-2009 04:57 PM

Re: You know you're a redneck when...
 
i would sleep with her, and see if you had an overwhelming desire to count your teeth, or binge drink budweiser.

Trample the Elderly 04-07-2009 05:15 PM

Re: You know you're a redneck when...
 
[quote=JoeRedskin;543947]I think it depends, 1) Is she crazy hot? 2) Is it a passing thought or are you contemplating it for some time.

I mean, if my cousin looked like Megan Fox, the appropriate question might be "are you a homosexual if you haven't thought about it." Regardless of the hotness factor, and IMHO, however, if the thought is not promptly dismissed, you may be a redneck...[/quote]

She's alright looking. She's just a stuck up b that thinks her stuff doesn't stink. The thought of giving her a pearl necklace just seems like justice. The thought has come up from time to time but it's nothing that I dwell on. Besides, she's my second cousin so it should be cool right?

JoeRedskin 04-07-2009 06:09 PM

Re: You know you're a redneck when...
 
[quote=Trample the Elderly;543960]She's alright looking. She's just a stuck up b that thinks her stuff doesn't stink. The thought of giving her a pearl necklace just seems like justice. The thought has come up from time to time but it's nothing that I dwell on. Besides, she's my second cousin so it should be cool right?[/quote]

Well, if it's your second cousin, it's legal in most states. However, just b/c it's legal, does that make it rednethical???

Sometimes I am too too clever.


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