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gibbsisgod 04-22-2009 07:14 AM

Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
1.My oldest child is really into earth day. I think they must be doing something in school. I think I am supposed to plant a tree or something.

2.If you are a secretary, this is you day, enjoy it. Now bring me my coffee and messages.

3.I don't have a clue what Oklahoma day is, or how you celebrate it. Maybe brand a cow or something.

And don't forget tommorrow is World Book and Copyright Day.

dmek25 04-22-2009 09:12 AM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
giggity, rather bitter today? go hug a tree, and poke your secretary. that way you cover 2 birds with one stone. and good morning

gibbsisgod 04-22-2009 09:26 AM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
Not bitter but it seems like everyday is nati(o)nal something day. I listen to talk radio at work in the AM and the guys are always saying some dumb stuff like, "Its natinal chocolate milk day."

I guess I should be happy that its not "Natinal Admi. Prof. day brought to you by Office Depot."

dmek25 04-22-2009 10:44 AM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
hallmark has to make their money, too :)

dmek25 04-22-2009 10:52 AM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
Today is National

'HOLY COW, YOU'RE HOT' Day!
i thought you would appreciate this

SmootSmack 04-22-2009 11:09 AM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
I bought my Admin Professional a card made of recycled paper

ArtMonkDrillz 04-22-2009 11:12 AM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
[quote=SmootSmack;548325]I bought my Admin Professional a card made of recycled paper[/quote]Really? I threw hot coffee on my administrative professional because it didn't have enough fake sugar and then I had her dump toxic waste into the Bay. Plus, no one like Oklahoma.

Monkeydad 04-22-2009 02:19 PM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
I heard several people at my office THAT DOES NOT EVEN RECYCLE mention that it's Earth Day.

Oh the irony.

firstdown 04-22-2009 04:58 PM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
To celebrate earth day I'm going to get in my hugh SUV, hook up my gas sucking boat and go fishing. While fishing I'll drink cold beer and pee in the bay. When I get home I'll dump my bottles in the trash and us a ton of water to was my boat and clean my fish.

70Chip 04-22-2009 05:36 PM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
It'a also Lenin's Birthday.

DONNIE: I am the Walrus.

WALTER: Shut the **** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

firstdown 04-22-2009 06:04 PM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
[quote=70Chip;548448]It'a also Lenin's Birthday.

DONNIE: I am the Walrus.

WALTER: Shut the **** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov![/quote]
Can it really be a dead persons birthday?

70Chip 04-22-2009 10:38 PM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
While it's still Earth Day we should take a moment to remember one of the co-founders of this secular high holiday, Ira Einhorn:

[url=http://www.thebulletin.us/articles/2009/04/22/top_stories/doc49eebca59bdb3868756314.txt]Earth Day Philly Style - The Philadelphia Bulletin[/url]

"He concealed his crime for 18 months by stuffing Ms. Maddux’s body in a trunk that he kept in his apartment. The foul odor of the decomposing corpse coming from Mr. Einhorn’s Powelton Village apartment caused neighbors to complain. In 1979, police found the trunk stored in a closet in Mr. Einhorn’s apartment."

Lady Brave 04-22-2009 11:33 PM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
As an Admin. Assistant, I would just like to point out the spelling error in the thread title.

My work here is done.

SmootSmack 04-23-2009 08:15 AM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
[quote=Lady Brave;548515]As an Admin. Assistant, I would just like to point out the spelling error in the thread title.

My work here is done.[/quote]

Budget cuts, couldn't afford the second f

gibbsisgod 04-23-2009 08:34 AM

Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day
 
The second f is a myth. You cant expect to get 2 of them out of me in such a short period of time. At least not without some sort of recovery period.


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