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Daseal 10-10-2009 09:28 AM

TMC will live forever:
 
[URL="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/6267901/Chemical-in-sperm-may-slow-ageing-process.html"]Scientific Discovery![/URL]

KLHJ2 10-10-2009 09:32 AM

Re: TMC will live forever:
 
Hey honey, did you know that fellatio will help you live longer? Brilliant!

wolfeskins 10-10-2009 10:37 AM

Re: TMC will live forever:
 
so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores.

BleedBurgundy 10-10-2009 06:26 PM

Re: TMC will live forever:
 
awesome thread title.

12thMan 10-10-2009 06:42 PM

Re: TMC will live forever:
 
I thought this thread was a triubute to TheMalcolmConnection. LOL

Daseal 10-10-2009 06:48 PM

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It is.

TheMalcolmConnection 10-10-2009 07:04 PM

Re: TMC will live forever:
 
What most of you don't know is that while I'm almost 28 in age, I look 3.

TheMalcolmConnection 10-10-2009 07:06 PM

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"British newspaper has prophesied the coming of a “wonder pill that could extend lifespan by up to 25 years”, the truth is that human trials, let alone treatment, are a very long way off. "

A pill? I ain't gay.

EARTHQUAKE2689 10-11-2009 09:02 AM

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;605063]What most of you don't know is that while I'm almost 28 in age, I look 3.[/quote]

So its almost like pre puberty when nothing comes out?

hooskins 10-13-2009 04:32 PM

Re: TMC will live forever:
 
^Haha TMC shoots blanks.

KLHJ2 10-13-2009 04:38 PM

Re: TMC will live forever:
 
LOL His penis dry heaves.

firstdown 10-13-2009 05:09 PM

Re: TMC will live forever:
 
Now I understand the saying "Dirty Old Men".

ArtMonkDrillz 10-13-2009 05:10 PM

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[quote=wolfeskins;604924]so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores.[/quote]I think all the booze, coke, and "internal abuse" counteracts any of the positive effects. Basically, they're F'd in more ways than one.

firstdown 10-13-2009 05:19 PM

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In an article titled “Key to a long life found (again)”, the patient information website NHS Choices points out that while this is an exciting area for future research, it will take many more years of study including lab tests and further animal trials [COLOR="Red"]before it can be safely tested on humans. [/COLOR]

Safely tested on humans? Man these guys really need to get out of the office/lab.

tryfuhl 10-13-2009 10:15 PM

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[quote=wolfeskins;604924]so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores.[/quote]
there are non-whores in porn?


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