Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

Its that time of year
when there's not enough beer
to drown my fear of no SB this year

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

Oh I scream and yell
But the TV does not care
Eat me Snyderatto

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=Angry;613277]6
5
8
6
?[/quote]

Fine!

Make sure you count right,
cause count them they might,
Redskins stand up, fight!

Last place you are at,
makes me beat my cat,
burned my redskins hat!

JKC please rise!
correct this demise,
cuz it hurts my eyes!

Warpath forum cool!
the other forum, tool!
makes me beat my mule!

Redskins defiant
makes skinsguy violent!
ummm........................
Hail to the Redskins! LOL

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

OCD is kicking in, so I'm just gonna lay this out there.

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 syllables second line, 5 syllables last line.

That is all.

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

^ I learned that from watching "Avatar The Last Airbender".

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=skinsguy;613338]Fine!

Make sure you count right,
cause count them they might,
Redskins stand up, fight!

Last place you are at,
makes me beat my cat,
burned my redskins hat!

JKC please rise!
correct this demise,
cuz it hurts my eyes!

Warpath forum cool!
the other forum, tool!
makes me beat my mule!

Redskins defiant
makes skinsguy violent!
ummm........................
Hail to the Redskins! LOL[/quote]Haiku rebuttal fail! 5-7-5

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=DynamiteRave;613349]OCD is kicking in, so I'm just gonna lay this out there.

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 syllables second line, 5 syllables last line.

That is all.[/quote]

Why don't you guys just go, 12th, stop fucking up the thread:)

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

Chiefs loss starts long week,
three straight days of tests and work,
review will be late

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=DynamiteRave;613349]OCD is kicking in, so I'm just gonna lay this out there.

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 syllables second line, 5 syllables last line.

That is all.[/quote]

I edited mine. I believe I'm now in compliance. :)

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

Horny for zorny
Let us hope his wife still is
We as fans are not!

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=12thMan;613366]Horny for zorny
Let us hope his wife still is
We as fans are not![/quote]

lol this one's a winner.

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

Crap! I've never even heard of Haiku until today. OK FINE! Let me begin yet again!

Five the first time fool,
seven the second line tool!
cause otherwise not cool!

I'm from the old school,
Journey is still kind of cool,
wanna pet my mule?

Jack Kent Cook is dead,
and no, my name is not ned!
'Skins fans seeing red.

Skinsguy is a guy,
a guy who is really nice,
who drinks tea with ice,

he likes the Redskins,
who lose all the freakin' time,
does this have to rhyme?

So here is my five,
and here again my seven,
I'm going to lunch.

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=GMScud;613363]I edited mine. I believe I'm now in compliance. :)[/quote]

Maybe if you just said

"F Snyderatto"

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

We begin again,
Another year,full of fear,
With Danny still here!

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

football in DC
more of mediocrity
gives me the tourettes