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mlmdub130 12-02-2009 06:27 PM

steven seagal-lawman
 
in case anyone didn't know steven seagal has been followed by a camera crew while on duty as a police officer. i'm not kidding, it is gonna be on a&e at 10 tonight and i can't wait. i hooe to god he karate chops someone

Mattyk 12-02-2009 07:18 PM

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Oh my god this show looks so horrible. I can't wait!

[url=http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/video/?bcpid=46881070001&bclid=36527476001&bctid=39459109001&baseURL=/bcconfig/Player/3Tier/Steven_Seagal_3Tws/config-xml/&baseDIR=/bcplayers/Player/3Tier_ws/baseDIR/]Steven Seagal Lawman - Video - A&E TV[/url]

djnemo65 12-02-2009 07:26 PM

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Here's a great Seagal quote: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." Good luck with that.

Nomad 12-03-2009 12:57 AM

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out of shape action star, Who can't even make a good B movie, which requires no acting skill's, is now trying to steal tv glory by..... becoming a tv cop........ :vomit:

CRedskinsRule 12-03-2009 07:52 AM

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[quote=Nomad;633369]out of shape action star, Who can't even make a good B movie, which requires no acting skill's, is now trying to steal tv glory by..... becoming a tv cop........ :vomit:[/quote]

are you talking about William Shatner or Steven Seagal? (at least Bill had Heather Locklear :) on TJ Hooker)

SolidSnake84 12-03-2009 08:57 AM

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If I remember correctly, Steven Segal has been serving as a deputy sheriff/police officer for sometime now in his native state. It's been at least 10 years. His martial arts ability has never been questioned, but i can tell you that his lawman status is legitimate.

I hope the show doesn't provide too much fluff. But it's inevitable that somebody trys to fight him or something and gets pwoned.

Hog1 12-03-2009 09:00 AM

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There was a time when Seagal made a.....decent action film. Then, he went...Nicholas Cage?

Mattyk 12-03-2009 09:05 AM

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No you can't question his martial arts skills, and he even seems to be quite the sharp shooter with a pistol. The funny thing is how serious he takes himself, and how serious the show is. Think 'Cops' with a bloated Steven Seagal riding shotgun.

mlmdub130 12-03-2009 09:15 AM

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[quote=SolidSnake84;633399]If I remember correctly, Steven Segal has been serving as a deputy sheriff/police officer for sometime now in his native state. It's been at least 10 years. His martial arts ability has never been questioned, but i can tell you that his lawman status is legitimate.

I hope the show doesn't provide too much fluff. [B]But it's inevitable that somebody trys to fight him or something and gets pwoned[/B].[/quote]

i can only dream.

if anyone else actually watched it did you notice how unreasonably sweaty he got shooting guns on a range, but he is a damn good shot, not to mention his sweet ass collection of hand guns

mlmdub130 12-03-2009 09:17 AM

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[quote=Mattyk72;633403]No you can't question his martial arts skills, and he even seems to be quite the sharp shooter with a pistol. The funny thing is how serious he takes himself, and how serious the show is. Think 'Cops' with a bloated Steven Seagal riding shotgun.[/quote]

he is pretty damn bloated, but when he was doing some of his martial arts that crap was pretty impressive, he is still pretty quick

Mattyk 12-03-2009 09:18 AM

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[quote=mlmdub130;633406]i can only dream.

if anyone else actually watched it did you notice how unreasonably sweaty he got shooting guns on a range, but he is a damn good shot, not to mention his sweet ass collection of hand guns[/quote]

Yeah dude sweats a lot, but he's in Louisiana, but then again he's fat as well.

SolidSnake84 12-03-2009 09:19 AM

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Sometimes i think maybe Segal's "ego" and seriousness all the time might be almost a self parody. He seems like a nice enough guy, and he's even spoofed himself in a few things(Mountain Dew Commercial, The Onion Movie, etc..).

People who know him say good enough things about him. I know a long time ago he had connections to the mafia, but i think that was resolved long ago..

He actually looked in OK shape for his last couple of DVDs that came out in 2008, but he looks a little paunchy again. It's a shame because he's at an age where he could get in good shape again easily...

Mattyk 12-03-2009 09:23 AM

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All I know is if I was a cop, I would be in the best shape I could be. Did you see him try to run last night? He could barely jog.

FRPLG 12-03-2009 09:32 AM

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Maybe he'll use the show to hock his multi-aluminum album [URL="http://www.amazon.com/Songs-Crystal-Cave-Steven-Seagal/dp/B0009SQ520"]Songs from the Crystal Cave[/URL]

Hog1 12-03-2009 09:36 AM

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Dude can do.....Everything.
No total gym?


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