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AsylumGuido 12-06-2009 09:21 PM

A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
And here is another I wrote last year that you may enjoy for this season.

[CENTER][B][SIZE="5"]God Rest You Jerry's Cowboy Fans[/SIZE][/B]
[I](sung to the tune of God Rest You Merry Gentlemen)[/I]

God rest you Jerry's Cowboy fans,
Let nothing you dismay,
Just dream that Tony Romo
Was born on Christmas Day;
To save you from the playoff glum
And that field goal replay.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

From Philly our division foe
A blessed Savior came;
And just like certain persons warned
Brought tidings of the same;
Now that your Valley Ranch is torn
there's only one to blame.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

"Fear not, then," said the owner,
"Because I'm none too bright;
This day I'll buy a Savior
Though fans it might incite,
To prove to you your trust in me
Through Pacman's power and might."

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

Now to the folks of Dallasland,
All you within that place,
And from the 'burbs and from the hood
Each other now embrace;
This annual tide, this Christmas slide
Hath brought forth more disgrace.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!


[/CENTER]
[I]Lyrics by Guido[/I]

sandtrapjack 12-07-2009 08:22 AM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.

firstdown 12-07-2009 09:43 AM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
[quote=sandtrapjack;635887]Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.[/quote]
Dallas fans will also have plenty of time on their hands come January.

TheMalcolmConnection 12-07-2009 10:07 AM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
Zing!

sandtrapjack 12-07-2009 01:08 PM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
[quote=firstdown;635920]Dallas fans will also have plenty of time on their hands come January.[/quote]
Or the Redskins in August through December.

cpayne5 12-07-2009 01:12 PM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
[quote=sandtrapjack;636071]Or the Redskins in August through December.[/quote]

[IMG]http://wakaaustin.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/crickets20chirpingjpg1.gif[/IMG]

Monkeydad 12-07-2009 01:15 PM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
[quote=sandtrapjack;636071]Or the Redskins in August through December.[/quote]

We've won in the playoffs more recently than Dallas.

Just saying. :)

Scott 12-07-2009 01:17 PM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
You know its a sad day as a skins fan when we argue with Dallas fans about who sucks more...

budw38 12-07-2009 01:45 PM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
[url=http://bleacherreport.com/tb/b1Vgs]Tuck Calls Flozell a 'Dirtbag'[/url] ... F. Adams ... a dirtbag .... LOL !!

KLHJ2 12-07-2009 01:57 PM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
It's a good thing that nickname didn't stick with our O-line. I might be offended.

AsylumGuido 12-07-2009 05:13 PM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
[quote=Buster;636078]We've won in the playoffs more recently than Dallas.

Just saying. :)[/quote]

So has everybody except for Detroit.

TheSmurfs22 12-07-2009 09:30 PM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
Love it!!!!!

tryfuhl 12-07-2009 09:46 PM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
[quote=sandtrapjack;635887]Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.[/quote]
You've spent more than 5-10 mins wasting your time on here on more than one occasion ;)

Monkeydad 12-08-2009 11:01 AM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
[quote=sandtrapjack;635887]Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.[/quote]

Says a Dallass fan on a Redskins board.

GMScud 12-13-2009 10:22 PM

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 
[quote=sandtrapjack;636071]Or the Redskins in August through December.[/quote]

You losers are who we all knew you were. Typical December. Have fun in New Orleans next weekend.


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