A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

And here is another I wrote last year that you may enjoy for this season.

[CENTER][B][SIZE="5"]God Rest You Jerry's Cowboy Fans[/SIZE][/B]
[I](sung to the tune of God Rest You Merry Gentlemen)[/I]

God rest you Jerry's Cowboy fans,
Let nothing you dismay,
Just dream that Tony Romo
Was born on Christmas Day;
To save you from the playoff glum
And that field goal replay.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

From Philly our division foe
A blessed Savior came;
And just like certain persons warned
Brought tidings of the same;
Now that your Valley Ranch is torn
there's only one to blame.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

"Fear not, then," said the owner,
"Because I'm none too bright;
This day I'll buy a Savior
Though fans it might incite,
To prove to you your trust in me
Through Pacman's power and might."

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

Now to the folks of Dallasland,
All you within that place,
And from the 'burbs and from the hood
Each other now embrace;
This annual tide, this Christmas slide
Hath brought forth more disgrace.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!


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[I]Lyrics by Guido[/I]

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

[quote=sandtrapjack;635887]Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.[/quote]
Dallas fans will also have plenty of time on their hands come January.

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

Zing!

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

[quote=firstdown;635920]Dallas fans will also have plenty of time on their hands come January.[/quote]
Or the Redskins in August through December.

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

[quote=sandtrapjack;636071]Or the Redskins in August through December.[/quote]

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Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

[quote=sandtrapjack;636071]Or the Redskins in August through December.[/quote]

We've won in the playoffs more recently than Dallas.

Just saying. :)

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

You know its a sad day as a skins fan when we argue with Dallas fans about who sucks more...

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

[url=http://bleacherreport.com/tb/b1Vgs]Tuck Calls Flozell a 'Dirtbag'[/url] ... F. Adams ... a dirtbag .... LOL !!

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

It's a good thing that nickname didn't stick with our O-line. I might be offended.

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

[quote=Buster;636078]We've won in the playoffs more recently than Dallas.

Just saying. :)[/quote]

So has everybody except for Detroit.

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

Love it!!!!!

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

[quote=sandtrapjack;635887]Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.[/quote]
You've spent more than 5-10 mins wasting your time on here on more than one occasion ;)

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

[quote=sandtrapjack;635887]Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.[/quote]

Says a Dallass fan on a Redskins board.

Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas
 

[quote=sandtrapjack;636071]Or the Redskins in August through December.[/quote]

You losers are who we all knew you were. Typical December. Have fun in New Orleans next weekend.