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Gmanc711 01-12-2010 07:30 PM

What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
As a mod here, I should probaboly know this as we have a sig and everything... but there are times where I really am not around much because of work, life, ect... and I must have missed where this came from... and i've seen it around forever and just now I'm like "WTF IS THAT?"... anyone help out?

Dirtbag59 01-12-2010 07:34 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
Colt Brennan, duhs!! Like where have you, like been?

CultBrennan59 01-12-2010 07:35 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
colt brennan, he's from hawaii and they all worship him over there like crazy or in other words like he's jesus. hawaii = where most pineapples in the US are grown

Big C 01-12-2010 07:37 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
i knew it was colt, but where did it come from? did someone here make it up, or is it a legit nickname from somewhere else?

WaldSkins 01-12-2010 07:38 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
Here is a whole thread dedictaed to the topic:
[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-locker-room/30824-pineapple-je5us-colt-brennan-tribute.html[/url]

Monkeydad 01-12-2010 07:40 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
It's retarded. I've never seen it anywhere else, so it likely originated here. Not one of The Warpath's better ideas...

SmootSmack 01-12-2010 08:05 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
It's a name I gave him, by the way it's now Pineapple Je5us, as a throwaway line in a poll...and then it kind of took on a life of its own I guess

[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-locker-room/30492-mattyks-training-camp-hero-poll-4.html[/url]

Skinny Tee 01-12-2010 08:07 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=Gmanc711;653874]As a mod here, I should probaboly know this as we have a sig and everything... but there are times where I really am not around much because of work, life, ect... and I must have missed where this came from... and i've seen it around forever and just now I'm like "WTF IS THAT?"... anyone help out?[/quote]

Uh-oh...here comes the next holy war.

Pineapple Jesus is the 2nd leading cause of posts on the Warpath to be written in all caps.

12thMan 01-12-2010 08:25 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
Until recently, I didn't know either. It is funny though. What if Colt ends up starting for the Skins one day?

Lotus 01-12-2010 08:29 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
Pineapple Je5us will be our football savior as soon as he learns to heal himself.

ArtMonkDrillz 01-12-2010 08:46 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=Skinny Tee;653897]Uh-oh...here comes the next holy war.

[B]Pineapple Jesus is the 2nd leading cause of posts on the Warpath to be written in all caps[/B].[/quote]That might be my favorite line of 2010.

johno 01-12-2010 08:57 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
best thread ever. are the t shirts still available?

WaldSkins 01-12-2010 08:58 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=johno;653906]best thread ever. are the t shirts still available?[/quote]

I wish

CultBrennan59 01-12-2010 09:09 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
smootsmack you need to make a colt brennan avatar

WaldSkins 01-12-2010 09:12 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=CultBrennan59;653913]smootsmack you need to make a colt brennan avatar[/quote]

I think it was taken down due to complaints

CultBrennan59 01-12-2010 09:13 PM

re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=WaldSkins;653914]I think it was taken down due to complaints[/quote]

what?? complaints about what?

WaldSkins 01-12-2010 09:26 PM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=CultBrennan59;653916]what?? complaints about what?[/quote]

The Jesus reference

SmootSmack 01-12-2010 09:28 PM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=CultBrennan59;653913]smootsmack you need to make a colt brennan avatar[/quote]

Avatars are not my domain

CultBrennan59 01-12-2010 09:39 PM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=SmootSmack;653936]Avatars are not my domain[/quote]

who's domain is it then, and I'm not talking about a jesus one i'm talking about a plan old picture of colt in a redskins or hawaii warriors uniform, not a pineapple with jesus on it

WaldSkins 01-12-2010 09:40 PM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=SmootSmack;653936]Avatars are not my domain[/quote]

Talk about a great movie

Son Of Man 01-12-2010 09:47 PM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=12thMan;653900]Until recently, I didn't know either. [B]It is funny though. What if Colt ends up starting for the Skins one day[/B]?[/quote]

If it wasn;t for the torn labrum...he probably would have been.

Redskin Jim 01-12-2010 10:22 PM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=Skinny Tee;653897]Uh-oh...here comes the next holy war.

[B]Pineapple Jesus is the 2nd leading cause of posts on the Warpath to be written in all caps[/B].[/quote]
So... What's the leading cause, The Redskins?
:silly:

tryfuhl 01-13-2010 02:48 AM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=WaldSkins;653932]The Jesus reference[/quote]
wow.. one person doesn't like something and wants to take it away from everyone.. it'd be one thing if it wasn't a choice, like race...

MTK 01-13-2010 07:55 AM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=CultBrennan59;653916]what?? complaints about what?[/quote]

[URL]http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-locker-room/30824-pineapple-je5us-colt-brennan-tribute.html[/URL]

freddyg12 01-13-2010 08:26 AM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
I wonder how the Pineapple savior himself feels? We get a new coach & all the talk is about JC's future & potentially drafting a qb. Colt is probably thinking "what about me?"

Seriously though, I wonder if he's ready to at least take the #2 job.

SkinDogg 01-13-2010 12:04 PM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=WaldSkins;653914]I think it was taken down due to complaints[/quote]

Yep. Someone wrote paragraphs about Pineapple Jesus being insulting to Christianity.

KLHJ2 01-13-2010 12:35 PM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
I am insulted by Christianity.

Eknox 01-13-2010 01:47 PM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
Lol! Priceless!

TheGuyFromOverThere 01-13-2010 01:53 PM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=Angry;654259]I am insulted by Christianity.[/quote]

I second that.

Skinny Tee 01-13-2010 11:16 PM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
I'm waiting for "Allah Akbar" to be shouted at any moment now commencing the 2nd Warpather Holy War in T-minus...5...4...3

jamf 01-14-2010 12:24 AM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=Skinny Tee;654496]I'm waiting for "Allah Akbar" to be shouted at any moment now commencing the 2nd Warpather Holy War in T-minus...5...4...3[/quote]


Isn't Allah Akbar Ade Jimohs step brother?

Ruhskins 01-14-2010 12:30 AM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=Skinny Tee;654496]I'm waiting for "Allah Akbar" to be shouted at any moment now commencing the 2nd Warpather Holy War in T-minus...5...4...3[/quote]

I worship Pineapples, so I'm offended. LOL.

MTK 01-14-2010 09:52 AM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
If anyone really wants a PJ5 t-shirt let me know, I can arrange it.

Rajmahal33 01-14-2010 10:06 AM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
[quote=Ruhskins;654520]I worship Pineapples, so I'm offended. LOL.[/quote]

Stop stealing my Pineapple angle! (See original Pineapple Je5us thread)...

and my sig...

Lotus 01-14-2010 10:14 AM

Re: What is Pineapple Jesus?
 
A Pineapple Je5us is 2 parts pineapple juice, 1 part rum, and one part holy water. Delicious!


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