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ArtMonkDrillz 03-10-2010 08:23 PM

Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
How did we go all day and not mention that THE Chuck Norris turned 70 (in human years) today?!?!?! We've all sinned and we better pray that Chuck Norris doesn't karatechop us to death whilst we sleep.

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ArtMonkDrillz 03-10-2010 08:24 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
Oh, and Chuck Norris's beard is 112 today.

Skinny Tee 03-10-2010 08:32 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
Just in case no one has done this before

1. Go to the Google home page.
2. Type "Find Chuck Norris"
3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Check out the result.

BTW, the Chuck Norris legendary stories crack me the hell up. They never get old. I laugh everytime I hear them.

TheMalcolmConnection 03-10-2010 08:35 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
The second I realized I had missed his birthday I roundhouse-kicked MYSELF.

Ruhskins 03-10-2010 08:36 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
The legendary Chuck Norris beard...

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOv2uWEPrtc]YouTube - Family Guy Chuck Norris fist under his beard[/url]

ArtMonkDrillz 03-10-2010 08:40 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
[quote=Skinny Tee;672312]Just in case no one has done this before

1. Go to the Google home page.
2. Type "Find Chuck Norris"
3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Check out the result.

[B]BTW, the Chuck Norris legendary stories crack me the hell up. They never get old. I laugh everytime I hear them[/B].[/quote]I keep this book next to the crapper. Greatest toilet reading material ever.
[url=http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Chuck-Norris-vs-Mr-T/Ian-Spector/e/9781592404650]Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Ian Spector, Book - Barnes & Noble[/url]

Mattyk 03-10-2010 09:03 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
How the hell is Chuck F'ing Norris 70 years old? That just sounds wrong.

ArtMonkDrillz 03-10-2010 09:12 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
[quote=Mattyk;672326]How the hell is Chuck F'ing Norris 70 years old? That just sounds wrong.[/quote]His birth caused WWII
[url=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/bio]Chuck Norris - Biography[/url]

Trample the Elderly 03-10-2010 09:27 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
So what is this fetish for Norris all about? I missed that? Yeah Chuck's a bad MOFO . . . and? So is a brick when I throw it. Chuck, if you're reading this, Happy Birthday.

saden1 03-10-2010 09:33 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
[quote=Trample the Elderly;672347]So what is this fetish for Norris all about? I missed that? Yeah Chuck's a bad MOFO . . . and? [B]So is a brick when I throw it.[/B] Chuck, if you're reading this, Happy Birthday.[/quote]

Good one.

saden1 03-10-2010 09:35 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
Now I understand why our elevator video screens ticker thingy was telling me Chuck Norris was the #2 topic on twitter.

budw38 03-10-2010 09:44 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
[quote=Trample the Elderly;672347]So what is this fetish for Norris all about? I missed that? Yeah Chuck's a bad MOFO . . . and? So is a brick when I throw it. Chuck, if you're reading this, Happy Birthday.[/quote]
So that was your brick that crashed trough my back window .... :) Happy 70th !!!

mlmdub130 03-10-2010 10:07 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
[quote=Skinny Tee;672312]Just in case no one has done this before

[B]1. Go to the Google home page.
2. Type "Find Chuck Norris"
3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button[/B].

Check out the result.

[B]BTW, the Chuck Norris legendary stories crack me the hell up. They never get old. I laugh everytime I hear them[/B].[/quote]

first off, f-ing sweet

second, did you know that chuck norris' calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd? cause chuck norris is nobody's fool

tryfuhl 03-10-2010 11:30 PM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
[quote=Mattyk;672326]How the hell is Chuck F'ing Norris 70 years old? That just sounds wrong.[/quote]

hahaha I know right?

never really been a big chuck fan though.. all of the jokes about him were mr. t and vin diesel jokes that got converted, minus some beard, roundhouse, etc jokes

Skinny Tee 03-11-2010 12:09 AM

Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
 
[quote=mlmdub130;672369]first off, f-ing sweet

second, [B]did you know that chuck norris' calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd? cause chuck norris is nobody's fool[/B][/quote]

Chuck Norris taught his dog to pick up his own poop...because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anyone.


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