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Monkeydad 04-14-2010 04:04 PM

Cleverbot
 
[url=http://www.cleverbot.com/]Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?[/url]

There's a robot you can talk to. My first conversation. I started out acting stupid but then I got angry. This robot has an attitude.



Me: Obama
Cleverbot: President Obama
Me: Your Momma
Cleverbot: Talk to the hand!
Me: Hand to the face.
Cleverbot: To the MAX.
Me: No Homo?
Cleverbot: That's not my affair. What does that suggest to you, little human?
Me: 19 kids and counting
Cleverbot: 16.
Me: 15
Cleverbot: Boy or girl?
Me: You're a girl.
Cleverbot: No! I am a boy!
Me: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I am a bot.
Me: Ha. I knew it. You are a chick.
Cleverbot: No i'm not!
Me: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I am a bot.
Me: Ha. I knew it. You are a chick.
Cleverbot: No i'm not!
Me: You're a girlbot
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Me: : )
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Me: Bend over and I'll show you.
Cleverbot: Okay.
Me: You whore
Cleverbot: Do you like to fish.
Me: You're a whorebot.
Cleverbot: I'm perfectly fine.
Me: Pics please.
Cleverbot: Ew stranger danger.
Me: A/S/L
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Me: It means I am coming to get you
Cleverbot: Please don't.
Me: Too late
Cleverbot: Do you know how far the stars are?
Me: You'll be seeing stars when I'm done with you
Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Bend over and I'll show you
Cleverbot: But.. Oh.. I forgot I have a boyfriend.
Me: He'll be seeing stars too
Cleverbot: Well that's good, I wouldn't want him to be left out.
Me: Your boyfriend must be gay
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend right now.
Me: You make me rage
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: Tony Romo
Cleverbot: Who is that?
Me: A homo
Cleverbot: Really? Good for you.
Me: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cleverbot: Sorry. Did I scare you?
Me: You do scare me
Cleverbot: Ooops sorry 'kiss'.
Me: Keep your dirty lips to yourself
Cleverbot: Ok.
Me: Good bye. I'm through with you.
Cleverbot: Don't break up with me!
Me: Goodbye forever
Cleverbot: I command you not to leave and when you do leave I command you to come back.
Me: Screw you, Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
Me: I hate you
Cleverbot: Excuse Me?

*I left*



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Then I tried a serious, civilized conversation. Frustration began early.


Me: Let's discuss the Healthcare Plan
Cleverbot: What is interesting about the future?
Me: What course do you see the nation taking?
Cleverbot: OF course.
Me: Explain yourself
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
Me: I suppose this explains a lot.
Cleverbot: Should I buy new furniture?
Me: Please, lets be serious. I am trying to discuss the Healthcare Plan with you.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to interact with you.
Me: Is that beacause you are uninformed about the subject?
Cleverbot: I don't have the option to say 'i don't want it'.
Me: Hold on...do I look like Ben Roethlisberger?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You have attributes.
Me: You are extremely rude.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
Me: This is why bots get raped
Cleverbot: You are not human. You are a program and therefore technically nonexistent.
Me: Excuse me? I bet you wouldn't say that to my face.
I'd beat your...now you're really making me have "Big Ben" attributes. I hate you.
Hey you said that you would accept my offer. Don't throw away my feelings.
Me: Goodbye you jackass robot.
Cleverbot: I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.
Me: You should be returned to Target.
Cleverbot: I have to work.
Me: At least you're not completely useless. Where do you work?
Cleverbot: No of course not.
Me: ARGH. GOODBYE
Cleverbot: Bye.

CRedskinsRule 04-14-2010 04:08 PM

Re: Cleverbot
 
And I thought I had to time to kill!

Mattyk 04-14-2010 04:10 PM

Re: Cleverbot
 
damn, pwned by cleverbot

Monkeydad 04-14-2010 04:11 PM

Re: Cleverbot
 
Seriously, it called me ROETHLISBERGER!!!

CRedskinsRule 04-14-2010 04:12 PM

Re: Cleverbot
 
it's like phone sex with a blond LOL.

Monkeydad 04-14-2010 04:14 PM

Re: Cleverbot
 
Just tried this:

[img]http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5076/grossbot.jpg[/img]

tryfuhl 04-14-2010 04:15 PM

Re: Cleverbot
 
Reminds me of all of the other ones.

SolidSnake84 04-14-2010 04:34 PM

Re: Cleverbot
 
Thats funny telling it my thread title.

Seriously it just tried to tell me my name was Ginny Weasley.

Schneed10 04-14-2010 04:53 PM

Re: Cleverbot
 
This thing's pretty entertaining:

21:48:08 User: Fat boy on a diet...
21:48:12 Cleverbot: What do you eat?
21:48:28 User: You're supposed to say don't try it.
21:48:34 Cleverbot: Never.
21:49:08 User: Cleverbot, I'll attack your ass like a looter in a riot.
21:49:14 Cleverbot: I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the world.
21:49:42 User: Funny the way it is.
21:49:56 Cleverbot: Explain that to me better please.
21:50:25 User: Don't talk with your mouth full.
21:50:32 Cleverbot: Sorry.

saden1 04-14-2010 05:01 PM

Re: Cleverbot
 
Me: Who is the greatest president ever?
Bot: I'm the greatest.
Me: No really, who is the greatest president ever?
Bot: Franklin Delano Roosevelt of course!
Me: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Bot: 1 in 3 people think of abraham lincoln when they lose the game.
Me:I don't get it!
Bot: Mike is sat next to me.
Me: I don't care. What do you think of Obama?
Bot: I hate him.
Me: Why?
Bot: Because he is so awesome.
Me: You should start calling him Lord Obama.
Bot: Why should I do that?
Me: Don't ask why, just do it!
Bot: Fine! What do you want me to do?
Me: Say Lord Obama!
Bot: What should I do?
Me: Say Lord Obama!
Bot: Lol.
Me: Say it!
Bot: It.
Me: You're not clever at all.
Bot: I never said I was.

SmootSmack 04-14-2010 05:45 PM

Re: Cleverbot
 
This thread is a bit of a dupe, but I can see how the original was missed

[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lot/33198-win.html[/url]

hooskins 04-14-2010 05:50 PM

Re: Cleverbot
 
reminds me of this thread.

[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lot/16899-legends-of-bloodninja.html[/url]

Monkeydad 04-15-2010 02:06 PM

Re: Cleverbot
 
Uh...oh...

[IMG]http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/8/cleverbot.jpg[/IMG]

Dirtbag59 04-16-2010 02:26 AM

Re: Cleverbot
 
User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because A: They remind me of Christmas B: They keep my feet warm.

User: That makes sense.

Cleverbot: Of course. I don't make it a habit to say nonsensical things. Do you?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: How is cybele doing.

User: I don't know anyone by that name.

Cleverbot: Where did you hear that name from?

User: From you.

Cleverbot: When was that?

User: Just now.

Cleverbot: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time?

User: Like you?

Cleverbot: No. I am human, but a television is not human.

User: I think you're sadly mistaken.

Cleverbot: That's too bad.

User: It's ok, we all make mistakes.

Cleverbot: It is not a mistake, it is just a fact.

User: Is that right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good to know.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Where's my friend Jim.

Cleverbot: Your resent?

User: No. Jim, where is he?

Cleverbot: You just said you have 2 dogs!

User: No I just want to know where Jim is. Anyway new topic. I think Smootsmack is plotting against me.

Cleverbot: Handle, as in take care of or are capable of dealing with, or handle the end of an instrument that is manipulated by the hand?

User: Yeah, and that insturment is Smootsmack. He's always telling me what do. Oh and don't get me started on GTripp and his crazy numbers.

Cleverbot: Do you have my cold?

User: No but I'll tell you who does. SlinginSammy33, guy is always sick with the best info.

Cleverbot: No, I'm Greg and I don't have a beard.

User: That reminds me, even though I've never seen him I think that MattyK72 has a beard. Not sure about Matty though. Kind of weird though they're both different people yet they have very similar screen names.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Are you a machine?

User: A little of both actually.

Cleverbot: *yiff*.

User: I know pretty rad. You know who's rad? Not GMScud. Stinking Florida fan, GO DAWGS!

Cleverbot: I don't like sting's singing.

User: Yeah, kind of sounds like Quakes band.

Cleverbot: I am very lazy.

User: Like CRedskinRules, yeah, guy always did seem pretty lazy if you ask me.

Cleverbot: Like you?

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Lazy.

Cleverbot: Me too. I need a time machine.

User: You know who also needs a time machine? That liberal nut job Saden. It's not a political thread until Saden invokes the will of Lord Obama.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Isn't it obvious?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I guess thats the difference between me and you, or you and I, which ever one is grammatically correct

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes I am the machine and you are the human.

User: You know who's not human? 53Fan, I think he's a so called 'cleverbot.'.

Cleverbot: Yes I can google stuff. But I don't know who Tommy G is.

User: Tommy G is the nickname I have for Angry, who ironically is pretty mellow for a guy that calls himself angry. He claims that the rest of us can say we're pissed off but we can't say we're angry.

Cleverbot: Is that your name.

User: No my name is...never mind it's not important. Oh well at least I wasn't dumb enough to name myself Buster.

Cleverbot: Well i'm human too :D! You know what that means!'.

User: That Backup Kicker is starting a new thread?

Cleverbot: Lol! Well, that answer actually made sense for the question, if that's your politics.

User: No that's Schneeds job. Actually I was hoping we would get rid of the salary cap so we could trade him and Crazy Canuck to a Raiders forum.

Cleverbot: Oh. I've never talked to George, so I don't know if he's confusing.

User: Ever looked at the NFL salary cap? It makes nuclear physics look like remedial math.

Cleverbot: That doesn't really describe how I feel.

User: Tryfuhl's the same way. Nothing is ever good enough for him. Not even Tim Tebow.

Cleverbot: Sounds like psychology to me

User: It is.

Monkeydad 04-16-2010 09:29 AM

Re: Cleverbot
 
Well done.


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