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SmootSmack 04-22-2010 11:46 AM

F....Paper Cuts
 
Arggggghhhh!!!!! #$&*#^$(&@#$(& Moth*****. Fu***** ARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! #$(*#U$(*#&$)<<>.

Mattyk 04-22-2010 11:57 AM

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They seriously do suck

tryfuhl 04-22-2010 12:05 PM

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They suck a lot less when you have these!

[IMG]http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bacon-bandages.jpg[/IMG]

Monkeydad 04-22-2010 12:49 PM

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[quote=SmootSmack;691556]Arggggghhhh!!!!! #$&*#^$(&@#$(& Moth*****. Fu***** ARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! #$(*#U$(*#&$)<<>.[/quote]

I hate paper cuts too, but last week I had a glass tube-style solar panel (yes the kind that go on a roof and measures about 12 feet by 8 feet) fell off a store display and sliced my upper arm open. Made a gash big enough I could have slid my wallet in it like a pocket. Buckets of blood. Emergency room. Stitches. Ouch.

Never saw that much blood in my life. I left blood in the ER room, all over their X-ray machine, the bed, the doctor.

While they were working on me, some Mexicans were cursing and yelling in Spanish about waiting. The doc said I was the priority, I actually had a real emergency. That was nice to hear. Great ER, will go there again if I have to. :D



Consider yourself lucky, Matty.

tryfuhl 04-22-2010 12:52 PM

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[quote=Buster;691597]I hate paper cuts too, but last week I had a glass tube-style solar panel (yes the kind that go on a roof and measures about 12 feet by 8 feet) fell off a store display and sliced my upper arm open. Made a gash big enough I could have slid my wallet in it like a pocket. Buckets of blood. Emergency room. Stitches. Ouch.

Never saw that much blood in my life. I left blood in the ER room, all over their X-ray machine, the bed, the doctor.

While they were working on me, some Mexicans were cursing and yelling in Spanish about waiting. The doc said I was the priority, I actually had a real emergency. That was nice to hear. Great ER, will go there again if I have to. :D



Consider yourself lucky, Matty.[/quote]

Interesting that you managed to find out their nationality while spewing blood ;)

Pics of the aftermath?

tryfuhl 04-22-2010 12:55 PM

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What do you guys do with papercuts? If I have chap-stik or vaseline or whatever I use that if it's bothering me.

saden1 04-22-2010 12:56 PM

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Trees fighting back...a cut for a cut...revange of the trees.

tryfuhl 04-22-2010 01:08 PM

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[quote=saden1;691602]Trees fighting back...a cut for a cut...revange of the trees.[/quote]
on Earth Day nonetheless

GMScud 04-22-2010 01:10 PM

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[quote=Buster;691597]I hate paper cuts too, but last week I had a glass tube-style solar panel (yes the kind that go on a roof and measures about 12 feet by 8 feet) [B]fell off a store display and sliced my upper arm open. [/B]Made a gash big enough I could have slid my wallet in it like a pocket. Buckets of blood. Emergency room. Stitches. Ouch.

Never saw that much blood in my life. I left blood in the ER room, all over their X-ray machine, the bed, the doctor.

While they were working on me, some Mexicans were cursing and yelling in Spanish about waiting. The doc said I was the priority, I actually had a real emergency. That was nice to hear. Great ER, will go there again if I have to. :D



Consider yourself lucky, Matty.[/quote]

I hope you've got yourself some legal representation on this one. When I was a kid, some family friends were shopping at a hardware store, and something fell off a high shelf and struck their 4 year old in the head. He had a pretty serious injury. They got all medical bills paid for by the company, and a six figure settlement to boot.

Paper cuts suck ass. For paper cuts (and knicks when I'm shaving), I use a [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Pinaud-Styptic-Pencil-0-25-pencil/dp/B00112WRB6"]styptic pencil. [/ame]

tryfuhl 04-22-2010 01:15 PM

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I don't think I've seen a styptic pencil since I was looking at my grandfather's shaving gear after he passed.. wish I had kept some of those doubles and singles, but I was too young to know what was up at that point.

Got basketball on your mind?

I keep around some Cayenne and Myrrh Gum for any significant cuts.

SmootSmack 04-22-2010 01:16 PM

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[quote=tryfuhl;691614]on earth day nonetheless[/quote]

lol!

GMScud 04-22-2010 01:22 PM

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[quote=tryfuhl;691623]I don't think I've seen a styptic pencil since I was looking at my grandfather's shaving gear after he passed.. wish I had kept some of those doubles and singles, but I was too young to know what was up at that point.
[B]
Got basketball on your mind?[/B]

I keep around some Cayenne and Myrrh Gum for any significant cuts.[/quote]

huh?

Monkeydad 04-22-2010 01:22 PM

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[quote=GMScud;691618]I hope you've got yourself some legal representation on this one. When I was a kid, some family friends were shopping at a hardware store, and something fell off a high shelf and struck their 4 old in the head. He had a pretty serious injury. They got all medical bills paid for by the company, and a six figure settlement to boot.

Paper cuts suck ass. For paper cuts (and knicks when I'm shaving), I use a [URL="http://www.amazon.com/Pinaud-Styptic-Pencil-0-25-pencil/dp/B00112WRB6"]styptic pencil. [/URL][/quote]

It's taken care of, I'm not paying a dime.

I keep a styptic pencil around for shaving incidents.

Monkeydad 04-22-2010 01:23 PM

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[quote=tryfuhl;691598]Interesting that you managed to find out their nationality while spewing blood ;)

Pics of the aftermath?[/quote]

I'll try to get one for you. It's wrapped up now. :D

Monkeydad 04-22-2010 01:25 PM

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[quote=tryfuhl;691623]I don't think I've seen a styptic pencil since I was looking at my grandfather's shaving gear after he passed.. wish I had kept some of those doubles and singles, but I was too young to know what was up at that point.

Got basketball on your mind?

I keep around some Cayenne and Myrrh Gum for any significant cuts.[/quote]


I shave with DE razors and a shaving brush like your Grandpa. Blows the Derek Jeter 5-blade monstrosities out of the water in shave quality and cost of blades.

I'll see if I have anything to sell you. :D

I could even assemble a "starter kit" if you want.


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