Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 

What is this world coming to?

[url=http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Jared-Allen-abandons-the-mayonnaise-laden-mullet?urn=nfl,243862]Jared Allen abandons the mayonnaise-laden mullet lifestyle - Shutdown Corner - NFL - Yahoo! Sports[/url]

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And Willie Nelson cut his hair too! At least Allen's planning to grow his hair back

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I couldn't tell if it meant it was gone for good or just the wedding. Guessing just the wedding?

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[B]Mayonnaise-laden mullett[/B]? Is that a hairstyle or a fish recipe?

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[quote=53Fan;703813][B]Mayonnaise-laden mullett[/B]? Is that a hairstyle or a fish recipe?[/quote]
mayonnaise-laden mullet LIFESTYLE

it's just a play on mullet-bearers (re: rednecks) loving mayo (ketchup and dr pepper are also big on this list)

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Mayo is good for the hair :)

I'm kinda disappointed in Allen. A true "neck" would have worn that Tennessee top hat with pride and topped it off with a tuxedo t-shirt.

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[quote=Mattyk;703857]Mayo is good for the hair :)

I'm kinda disappointed in Allen. A true "neck" would have worn that [B]Tennessee top hat[/B] with pride and topped it off with a tuxedo t-shirt.[/quote]

:laughing2

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That hurt when I first read he chopped of his mullet thinking he was getting a sex change. He does look a little gay in that clip.

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[quote=53Fan;703868]:laughing2[/quote]

I have to admit I stole that from Jim Rome, cracked me up too when I heard it

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Oh do i wish i had the nads to grow my Kentucky waterfall back. I sooo loved the buisness/party look. I had one in college and i had chicks by the groves. Im such a wimp. It tortures me often.

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A friend suggested that Allen donate his hair to the oil spill cleanup efforts in the Gulf of Mexico...

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[quote=sportscurmudgeon;703900]A friend suggested that Allen donate his hair to the oil spill cleanup efforts in the Gulf of Mexico...[/quote]

Something tells me it might already be too greasy to help soak up anything :)

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I'm calling it now: [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Indigo"]Samson[/COLOR][/SIZE].

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[quote=Buster;703926]I'm calling it now: [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Indigo"]Samson[/COLOR][/SIZE].[/quote]
lol perfect Buster post