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Mattyk 05-27-2010 09:09 PM

Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
What is this world coming to?

[url=http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Jared-Allen-abandons-the-mayonnaise-laden-mullet?urn=nfl,243862]Jared Allen abandons the mayonnaise-laden mullet lifestyle - Shutdown Corner - NFL* - Yahoo! Sports[/url]

SmootSmack 05-27-2010 09:39 PM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
And Willie Nelson cut his hair too! At least Allen's planning to grow his hair back

tryfuhl 05-27-2010 10:26 PM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
I couldn't tell if it meant it was gone for good or just the wedding. Guessing just the wedding?

53Fan 05-27-2010 10:47 PM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
[B]Mayonnaise-laden mullett[/B]? Is that a hairstyle or a fish recipe?

tryfuhl 05-27-2010 10:49 PM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
[quote=53Fan;703813][B]Mayonnaise-laden mullett[/B]? Is that a hairstyle or a fish recipe?[/quote]
mayonnaise-laden mullet LIFESTYLE

it's just a play on mullet-bearers (re: rednecks) loving mayo (ketchup and dr pepper are also big on this list)

Mattyk 05-28-2010 09:10 AM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
Mayo is good for the hair :)

I'm kinda disappointed in Allen. A true "neck" would have worn that Tennessee top hat with pride and topped it off with a tuxedo t-shirt.

53Fan 05-28-2010 10:02 AM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
[quote=Mattyk;703857]Mayo is good for the hair :)

I'm kinda disappointed in Allen. A true "neck" would have worn that [B]Tennessee top hat[/B] with pride and topped it off with a tuxedo t-shirt.[/quote]

:laughing2

firstdown 05-28-2010 11:33 AM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
That hurt when I first read he chopped of his mullet thinking he was getting a sex change. He does look a little gay in that clip.

Mattyk 05-28-2010 11:33 AM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
[quote=53Fan;703868]:laughing2[/quote]

I have to admit I stole that from Jim Rome, cracked me up too when I heard it

CrustyRedskin 05-28-2010 12:03 PM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
Oh do i wish i had the nads to grow my Kentucky waterfall back. I sooo loved the buisness/party look. I had one in college and i had chicks by the groves. Im such a wimp. It tortures me often.

sportscurmudgeon 05-28-2010 12:18 PM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
A friend suggested that Allen donate his hair to the oil spill cleanup efforts in the Gulf of Mexico...

Mattyk 05-28-2010 12:52 PM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
[quote=sportscurmudgeon;703900]A friend suggested that Allen donate his hair to the oil spill cleanup efforts in the Gulf of Mexico...[/quote]

Something tells me it might already be too greasy to help soak up anything :)

Monkeydad 05-28-2010 02:12 PM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
I'm calling it now: [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Indigo"]Samson[/COLOR][/SIZE].

tryfuhl 05-28-2010 08:17 PM

Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
 
[quote=Buster;703926]I'm calling it now: [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Indigo"]Samson[/COLOR][/SIZE].[/quote]
lol perfect Buster post


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