Naked Oregon State Player Gets Tazed by Cops
 

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CORVALLIS, Ore. – [B]Police used stun guns to take a naked Oregon State football player into custody early Sunday morning at a Corvallis home.[/B]


Officers responded to a report of an intoxicated stranger inside a Corvallis home at 5 a.m. Sunday. The residents told police the man had done damage to a computer in an office room, police said.


When police arrived, the man didn't comply with instructions from officers.


[B]"He got down into a 3-point stance, like football players do, like a lineman, and lunged at the officers," Sgt. Mike Mann with the Corvallis Police Department told KVAL News.[/B]


The two officers both fired their Tasers at the same time, Mann said. They took Tyler Patrick Thomas, 19, into custody and later learned that he was an Oregon State football player from Kalispell, Mont.


Thomas faces charges of criminal mischief, criminal trespass and resisting arrest.


Police [I][B]suspect [/B][/I]Thomas was drunk at the time of the incident, Mann said.
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Best story since Najeh Davenport pooped in some girl's laundry basket in her closet.

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Funny story.

Anywho, Buster how are you? I was just thinking of you as I was showering this morning. Seems we're always in the same threads these days.

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[quote=12thMan;724684]Funny story.

Anywho, Buster how are you?[B] I was just thinking of you as I was showering this morning.[/B] Seems we're always in the same threads these days.[/quote]

Ummmmmmm......

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[quote=12thMan;724684]Funny story.

Anywho, Buster how are you? [B]I was just thinking of you as I was showering this morning.[/B] Seems we're always in the same threads these days.[/quote]

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[quote=Buster;724651]Best story since Najeh Davenport pooped in some girl's laundry basket in her closet.

[URL="http://www.cbssports.com/u/ce/multi/0,1329,5505308_59,00.html"]Packers fullback charged with burglary in Miami - CBS SportsLine[/URL][/quote]

almost as nice as rinehart setting off the alarms of a closed pizza joint

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[quote=12thMan;724684]Funny story.

Anywho, Buster how are you? [B]I was just thinking of you as I was showering this morning.[/B] Seems we're always in the same threads these days.[/quote]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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[quote=12thMan;724684]Funny story.

Anywho, Buster how are you? I was just thinking of you as I was showering this morning. Seems we're always in the same threads these days.[/quote]

12th Man strikes again.

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[quote=12thMan;724684]Funny story.

Anywho, Buster how are you?[B] I was just thinking of you as I was showering this morning. [/B]Seems we're always in the same threads these days.[/quote]

Did I miss a thread or was there a thread I read and posted on and just forgot? Maybe I need to go check out the "Redskins Meetup" section to see if anything is there.

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Maybe he wants something to be there, but there's not...from me anyways.

I'm quite content plowing my wife's fields.

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Pretty sure 12th is just having some fun messing with the homophobe

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[quote=SmootSmack;725988]Pretty sure 12th is just having some fun messing with the homophobe[/quote]
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Or is he??
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uhh wAIT . . what@
i had a story abiut streakin but now running naked with a bunch of college buddies to the presidents door just sounds gay.

i aint read the article but if he flipped over a college security golf cart im callin plagarism.

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[quote=SmootSmack;725988]Pretty sure 12th is just having some fun messing with the homophobe[/quote]

The first half dozen times he flirted with me...sure...ha ha joking...but it's become an all-too-frequent occurrence, so we can't be sure any more. :drink:vomit: