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Alvin Walton 08-11-2011 10:42 AM

I just went to the clinic...
 
to have bloodwork done and to provide a urine sample.
It was a tad embarrassing because after the bloodwork this perky little 20 something female escorts me into the unisex rest room and hands me a cup and a wet wipe and instructs me to wipe the end of my unit before I fill the cup and then to leave the cup on this little shelf and notify her when I am done.
I just stared at the floor and said OK no problem.
I did not spill anything.

RedskinRat 08-11-2011 11:10 AM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
Wouldn't it be more embarrasing if a flouncing, middle-aged effette male nurse offered to hold it for you and you said "Yes"?

Alvin Walton 08-11-2011 11:24 AM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=RedskinRat;822153]Wouldn't it be more embarrasing if a flouncing, middle-aged effette male nurse offered to hold it for you and you said "Yes"?[/quote]

Try not to gay up this thread, mmmkay?

mredskins 08-11-2011 11:36 AM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
Wow cool story bro.

over the mountain 08-11-2011 12:06 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.

Alvin Walton 08-11-2011 12:24 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=over the mountain;822166]About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.[/quote]

Did you just say massaged instead of masturbated?

mooby 08-11-2011 03:17 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=Alvin Walton;822169]Did you just say massaged instead of masturbated?[/quote]

Doesn't matter what you call it, what matters is the dog got a little relief. Good for him. I hope that nurse knew what she signed up for lol.

"So honey how was your day today?"

"Well I jerked off a dog at work, but otherwise it wasn't that bad."

mlmpetert 08-11-2011 03:20 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzoN-48VhMU]Hot Tub Time Machine - Sup dawg, you own a BMW - YouTube[/url]

Hog1 08-11-2011 07:09 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
First Down will no doubt weigh in on this as I think ......he pissed himself the other day under similar circumstances........

firstdown 08-12-2011 10:29 AM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=Hog1;822234]First Down will no doubt weigh in on this as I think ......he pissed himself the other day under similar circumstances........[/quote]

Did not piss myself I spilled piss all over the floor. If I had a 20 something nurse helping me I probably would have spilled other stuff on the floor. LOL How come chicks look so hot in those uniforms?

firstdown 08-12-2011 01:11 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=over the mountain;822166]About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.[/quote]

And you didn't tell her you had redness around your unit.

Hog1 08-12-2011 01:55 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=firstdown;822368]Did not piss myself I spilled piss all over the floor. If I had a 20 something nurse helping me I probably would have spilled other stuff on the floor. LOL How come chicks look so hot in those uniforms?[/quote]

Regrets for taking liberties...with your story.

Mattyk 08-12-2011 02:45 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
I liked this thread better when it was about FD pissing himself.

tryfuhl 08-14-2011 08:39 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=Mattyk;822471]I liked this thread better when it was about FD pissing himself.[/quote]

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firstdown 08-15-2011 10:29 AM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
If you did not hit on skanks you would not need to go to the clinic


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