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Alvin Walton 08-11-2011 11:42 AM

I just went to the clinic...
 
to have bloodwork done and to provide a urine sample.
It was a tad embarrassing because after the bloodwork this perky little 20 something female escorts me into the unisex rest room and hands me a cup and a wet wipe and instructs me to wipe the end of my unit before I fill the cup and then to leave the cup on this little shelf and notify her when I am done.
I just stared at the floor and said OK no problem.
I did not spill anything.

RedskinRat 08-11-2011 12:10 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
Wouldn't it be more embarrasing if a flouncing, middle-aged effette male nurse offered to hold it for you and you said "Yes"?

Alvin Walton 08-11-2011 12:24 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=RedskinRat;822153]Wouldn't it be more embarrasing if a flouncing, middle-aged effette male nurse offered to hold it for you and you said "Yes"?[/quote]

Try not to gay up this thread, mmmkay?

mredskins 08-11-2011 12:36 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
Wow cool story bro.

over the mountain 08-11-2011 01:06 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.

Alvin Walton 08-11-2011 01:24 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=over the mountain;822166]About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.[/quote]

Did you just say massaged instead of masturbated?

mooby 08-11-2011 04:17 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=Alvin Walton;822169]Did you just say massaged instead of masturbated?[/quote]

Doesn't matter what you call it, what matters is the dog got a little relief. Good for him. I hope that nurse knew what she signed up for lol.

"So honey how was your day today?"

"Well I jerked off a dog at work, but otherwise it wasn't that bad."

mlmpetert 08-11-2011 04:20 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzoN-48VhMU]Hot Tub Time Machine - Sup dawg, you own a BMW - YouTube[/url]

Hog1 08-11-2011 08:09 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
First Down will no doubt weigh in on this as I think ......he pissed himself the other day under similar circumstances........

Hog1 08-12-2011 02:55 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=firstdown;822368]Did not piss myself I spilled piss all over the floor. If I had a 20 something nurse helping me I probably would have spilled other stuff on the floor. LOL How come chicks look so hot in those uniforms?[/quote]

Regrets for taking liberties...with your story.

MTK 08-12-2011 03:45 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
I liked this thread better when it was about FD pissing himself.

tryfuhl 08-14-2011 09:39 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=Mattyk;822471]I liked this thread better when it was about FD pissing himself.[/quote]

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MTK 08-15-2011 11:37 AM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
let's not forget the remix

[url=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5740452023207265083]I Want To Piss on You (remix)[/url]

CRedskinsRule 08-15-2011 11:43 AM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
so we are back in the classy section I see...

Chico23231 08-15-2011 12:20 PM

Re: I just went to the clinic...
 
[quote=firstdown;823451]If you did not hit on skanks you would not need to go to the clinic[/quote]

You getting any of that Great Dismal fire smoke down there ("down there" in the reference to location not having anything to with std or pissing or whatever this thread is about)?

MTK 08-15-2011 12:29 PM

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;823458]so we are back in the classy section I see...[/quote]

did we ever leave it?


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