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Monkeydad 09-13-2011 02:42 PM

But who's counting?
 
Never before has the question "but who's counting?" applied more.

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mooby 09-13-2011 02:45 PM

Re: But who's counting?
 
42? Jesu H. Christie.

I had a friend once who used to brag about how he did it 18 times in one day, but 42? Jeez. That's nasty. I feel bad for anyone who used to shake his hand.

I guess you could call him "The Master Baiter."

Alvin Walton 09-13-2011 02:48 PM

Re: But who's counting?
 
Wouldn't you be shooting dust after about 10?

Monkeydad 09-13-2011 02:48 PM

Re: But who's counting?
 
But who was counting? Mother? Did he keep a log? Update friends on Twitter after each time?

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Lotus 09-13-2011 02:57 PM

Re: But who's counting?
 
We all knew that slapping sammy makes you go blind and makes you grow hair on the palms of your hands. But who knew that it was the silent killer?

Hog1 09-13-2011 03:56 PM

Re: But who's counting?
 
Oh....Man...I gotta' go wash my hands..........

Monkeydad 09-14-2011 12:29 PM

Re: But who's counting?
 
[quote=Hog1;835491]Oh....Man...I gotta' go wash my hands..........[/quote]

We don't need your updated count.

firstdown 09-14-2011 01:33 PM

Re: But who's counting?
 
He had sticky walls and a stucko roof.

mooby 09-14-2011 03:03 PM

Re: But who's counting?
 
Did you hear the one about the father who told his son to quit jerking it?

Father told the son to quit jerking it or he'd go blind.

Son said to the father,"dad I'm over here."

Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Monkeydad 09-14-2011 03:18 PM

Re: But who's counting?
 
[quote=mooby;835786]Did you hear the one about the father who told his son to quit jerking it?

Father told the son to quit jerking it or he'd go blind.

Son said to the father,"dad I'm over here."

Thank you, I'll be here all day.[/quote]


I'll be honest...tough to hold back the laughs on that one.

mooby 09-14-2011 03:22 PM

Re: But who's counting?
 
[quote=Monkeydad;835795]I'll be honest...tough to hold back the laughs on that one.[/quote]

Credit goes to a country western singer appearing in a clip at the end of a movie that was all about drinking beer. Can anyone guess who that is and what movie he was in?

Monkeydad 09-14-2011 03:25 PM

Re: But who's counting?
 
Hank Williams Jr is my guess.

mooby 09-14-2011 03:37 PM

Re: But who's counting?
 
[quote=Monkeydad;835807]Hank Williams Jr is my guess.[/quote]

Nope. Someone here knows.


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