Bleacher Report: What if The 'skins Didnt Have RGIII Today?
 

A breakdown of what could have happened...

[url=http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1207642-what-if-the-washington-redskins-hadnt-landed-robert-griffin-iii]What If . . . the Washington Redskins Hadn't Landed Robert Griffin III? | Bleacher Report[/url]

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Wow...what a waste of time.

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[quote=FRPLG;920130]Wow...what a waste of time.[/quote]

HA! I thought the same thing. Bleacher Report is such a waste of time. It is written like a children's book with the large font and plenty of pictures.

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What if Jon Beck leads the Texans to the Superbowl?

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That just gave me a headache.

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[quote=FRPLG;920130]Wow...what a waste of time.[/quote]

Yeah. But, it's the offseason. I didn't expect anything substantive and I wasn't disappointed in that regard. Really, it's just a hard candy football fix for the horribly addicted (such as I) incorporating everyone's current favorite flavor - RGIII speculation.

[Seriously, are their any relevant facts about RGIII in existence today that are not universal knowledge to us all. Does anyone not know all the facets of the trade? From the Rams call for bids to Holmgren's bitter sour grapes rant? What from RGIII's personal background is unknown? Is there anything left to report about his past physical abilities and accomplishments?]

It's June, nothing is happening except RedskinRat praying for computerized refs to replace those on strike. It's the long dark summer of our discontent ... I'll take whatever medicating drug offered that will help me make to training camp. In two or three weeks, I'll be begging for one more fluff piece on RGIII's Kermit socks.

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What if the Redskins didn't have RG3 today? We would still suck.

^ See I can write an article too, mine just gets right to the point.

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I told you to wait three weeks mooby. F***, now - thanks to you - I've overdosed and will be in withdrawal later. Thanks.

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I just got some breaking news, maybe I'll share it...

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Master of suspense.

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[quote=SmootSmack;920144]I just got some breaking news, maybe I'll share it...[/quote]

Come on Sheryl, share...

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We should do a what if the Warpath didn't have thread...

What if the Warpath didn't have JoeRedskin...in this scenario we'd have no need to look up what certain latin phrases mean and we'd all post monosyllabically

What if the Warpath didn't have Lotus...in this scenario we wouldn't wonder if any of our members sit at the top of a mountain with their legs crossed while posting and we'd all post with rage

What if the Warpath didn't have Schneed...in this scenario we'd never know if a thread was retarded and would just accept all as awesome

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[quote=JoeRedskin;920143]I told you to wait three weeks mooby. F***, now - thanks to you - I've overdosed and will be in withdrawal later. Thanks.[/quote]

I've got a new synthetic drug that will make you forget all about it, they're called bath salts, only they are way better than what you can buy in a store.

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[quote=Chico23231;920135]What if Jon Beck leads the Texans to the Superbowl?[/quote]

That's not a hypothetical. That's a guaranteed outcome. The great John Beck will rise again!