I love hypotheticals
 

Good drunken debate from a few nights ago.

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernible abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?

I'm just gonna grab one and start swinging him at the other ones lol

WTF? Is this for real? What is next how many woman can you rape?

I could never fantsize about beating up a child. SICK!

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[quote=mredskins;923767]WTF? Is this for real? What is next how many woman can you rape?

I could never fantsize about beating up a child. SICK![/quote]

It was a drunken conversation! It's not like I would actually beat a child, just a funny discussion to see what the differences in people tactics are and how badass they think they are.

Didn't mean to offend. Apologies, hence the "hypothetical"

I have been drunk plenty of times never thought about beating up children. I guess I run with a weird crowd.

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[quote=mredskins;923770]I have been drunk plenty of times never thought about beating up children. I guess I run with a weird crowd.[/quote]

I think you're reading a little too deep into this.

Just close this shit before I get called a child beater and this turns into the friggin loose change thread

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There is a reason it was a [I]drunken[/I] conversation. Everything looks better through beer goggles.

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Hijack on.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;923773]Well this thread has gone to hell. Hijack time.

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That was fuggin hilarious

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