F Automated Phone Support
 

I'm trying to contact my F***** insurance provider to find out how to give them my f***** money and not even the f***** spanish option was able to fulfill my request to hablar con mi hermano.

The closest number I got to talking to a person gave me a message that all the f****** operators were in a training meeting. [URL="http://youtu.be/3DPKf7y1F-Q"]BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!![/URL]

Ironically the number on the back of my card eventually kept sending me to an urgent mental services and substance abuse hotline which surprisingly didn't get me to a person even after explaining to the machine that I was trapped in a motel bathroom with an 8ball and the spirit of a dead hooker who wouldn't stop talking to me as well as my invisible friend Bob who keeps trying to teach me Mayan Calculus.

At this point I'm worried [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6ehVX2LXBQ&feature=youtu.be&t=58s"]that I'm screwed. [/URL]

In short all the "How to get a Person" websites led me to nothing but dead ends. I don't think I've been this pissed off in a longggggggggggggg time so with that said F AUTOMATED PHONE SUPPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[quote=Dirtbag59;1068207]I'm trying to contact my F***** insurance provider to find out how to give them my f***** money and not even the f***** spanish option was able to fulfill my request to hablar con mi hermano.[/quote]

There's your problem. Pretty sure they're confused why you'd call them to talk with your brother.

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[quote=FRPLG;1068221]There's your problem. Pretty sure they're confused why you'd call them to talk with your brother.[/quote]

Well okay FIRST OF ALL you'd think they'd let me talk to my brother if he was there. Still I don't see why you'd suggest I was calling them to talk to my brother.

Regardless they should have understood my follow up request when I told them in perfect Spanish "Me estoy perdiendo mis pantalones. ¿Los has visto?" Which for all you single language losers means "It is vital that a speak with a representative about the status of my account post haste."

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no argument ,Dell ,Comcast both just as bad !

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[quote=Giantone;1068232]no argument ,Dell ,Comcast both just as bad ![/quote]

Dealt with both. Neither of those two is fun. Kind of feel bad for the Comcast people that work Customer Service as I know a couple of them. After all its not their fault that the bosses have come up 4,948 different bs fees to charge people with.

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My favorite one was a past cable internet provider when I didn't live in the middle of nowhere and forced to have satellite. Calling and pushing the option for internet service support while on hold you were bombarded by a pre recorded message telling you all the things that can be handled on their website. I am sure most people call internet tech support to see if they have no internet because there is an outage.

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