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coffee 11-26-2015 09:23 AM

Redemption
 
Hello again, my friends!

I come here to repent in dust and ashes. JoeRedskin laid out a beautiful plan for us to lose to you and use that as motivation into the playoffs. Admittedly, we blew it and you are rightly PO'd.

But the Lord has given me a chance to redeem myself. A day without a night and a night without a day. I think we can not only make amends, but we can actually become one of your favorite teams, so hear me out. You're gonna like this:


We've already beaten Philly. I know we didn't give you the "W", but if we also take care of Dallas and NY, we basically nullify the "L".

But here's where it gets good:
Today is absolutely the pivotal game for Dallas' season. With Romo's return, a win against an undefeated team before a national audience would make them feel destined to take the division. A loss will take them to the opposite extreme, basically ending their last dim shot at the playoffs.

It gets better:
After you take the division lead Sunday, the NYG are going to be thinking "Yeah, but we'll get it back in a week or three." But, right as they think they're gonna reclaim that spot, we knock them down, basically ending their last hope.

So, you'll be singing "Thank God for the Panthers who single-handedly demoralized both Dallas and NYG, ending their seasons and paving the way for our trip to the playoffs!"

Hog1 11-26-2015 09:39 AM

Re: Redemption
 
hmmmm...I....know there's a hook in there somewhere, but in.....that scenario..
I'm in!
Did you ever sell me a car?
Happy TG, C!

coffee 11-26-2015 09:44 AM

Re: Redemption
 
maybe a bridge.

calia 11-26-2015 10:26 AM

Re: Redemption
 
You know what, I will take this deal even if it means we lose to the Panthers in the NFC Championship. [emoji50]


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coffee 11-26-2015 10:43 AM

Re: Redemption
 
Oooo, I have to say, I [I][U]LIKE [/U][/I]that arrangement!

htownskinfan 11-26-2015 12:04 PM

Re: Redemption
 
Man I hope your scenario holds true.
Just saw on Twitter Romo is only QB in NFL history to defeat two 9-0 teams

JoeRedskin 11-26-2015 12:40 PM

Re: Redemption
 
True, beating us was poor planning on your part. Further, it was an unwarranted and cruel betrayal of our best wishes for your team.

However, as you so readily note, true redemption can only come through true repentance. Clearly, your abject misery at beating us is matched only by the heartfelt and sincere desire to make it as right by defeating our division rivals. It is our responsibility to do what we can in assisting your team in these rightful and true endeavors to, once again, be whole and at one with the football gods. Once you give Dallas the beat down they so rightfully deserve, we can join in our Thanksgiving repast and, together, anticipate with great relish the Cats giving the Giants their just desserts.

To that end ... Go Panthers! Dallas sucks!!

Hog1 11-26-2015 01:02 PM

Re: Redemption
 
[quote=JoeRedskin;1129967]True, beating us was poor planning on your part. Further, it was an unwarranted and cruel betrayal of our best wishes for your team.

However, as you so readily note, true redemption can only come through true repentance. Clearly, your abject misery at beating us is matched only by the heartfelt and sincere desire to make it as right by defeating our division rivals. It is our responsibility to do what we can in assisting your team in these rightful and true endeavors to, once again, be whole and at one with the football gods. Once you give Dallas the beat down they so rightfully deserve, we can join in our Thanksgiving repast and, together, anticipate with great relish the Cats giving the Giants their just desserts.

To that end ... [B]Go Panthers! Dallas sucks!![/B][/quote]

God bless us.....everyone

coffee 11-26-2015 01:36 PM

Re: Redemption
 
Amen, brother

calia 11-26-2015 02:47 PM

Re: Redemption
 
[QUOTE=coffee;1129962]Oooo, I have to say, I [I][U]LIKE [/U][/I]that arrangement![/QUOTE]


I assume we can just make this happen, right? I'll even throw in the Panthers beating the Patriots at Santa Clara if it helps seal the deal.


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coffee 11-26-2015 03:16 PM

Re: Redemption
 
Sold!

coffee 11-26-2015 06:00 PM

Re: Redemption
 
Guys, I don't know if I'll be able to keep up my end of the bargain if Romo keeps throwing TD passes like this.... Oh, waitaminite...

coffee 11-26-2015 08:13 PM

Re: Redemption
 
Well, it's up to you now. We did our part today... not the way I wanted to. I hate that we hurt Romo, but it looks like it's pretty much down to you and the Giants now.

Take care of business Sunday! I'm officially rooting for you to take your division.

Hog1 11-26-2015 08:19 PM

Re: Redemption
 
you may have some....potential

NC_Skins 11-26-2015 09:57 PM

Re: Redemption
 
Good work on beating the Sheagles.


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