Runnin' the Table. Here's what we need....
 

From one of the ultimate underdog comeback stories...Major League 1. What we need is a life-size cut out of Sally Jenkins in the locker room with 5 removable pieces of clothing. Not that anyone would be motivated to see Sally in her birthday suit but I think the players would bond over the common goal of humiliating their common enemy.

Plus Gibbs kind of reminds me of the skipper, Brunell reminds me of the savvy vet catcher and Sean Taylor's in trouble with the law just like Wild Thing.

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[QUOTE=onsidekick]From one of the ultimate underdog comeback stories...Major League 1. What we need is a life-size cut out of Sally Jenkins in the locker room with 5 removable pieces of clothing. Not that anyone would be motivated to see Sally in her birthday suit but I think the players would bond over the common goal of humiliating their common enemy.

Plus Gibbs kind of reminds me of the skipper, Brunell reminds me of the savvy vet catcher and Sean Taylor's in trouble with the law just like Wild Thing.[/QUOTE]

onsidekick, this is good stuff!!!! The team definitely needs something to bond over. Some emotion.

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This is a great idea. Maybe Summo can design the life-size Jenkins cutout.

As Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger) said:

"There's only one thing left to do...win the whole f**n thing."

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Moss is Willie May Hayes and Ramsey's the bat boy.

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Haha, this is absolutely hilarious. Somebody at practice should put together a montage of them progressively getting better set to sweet 80's music. We need a Cerrano with that crazy Jobu guy in his locker.

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[QUOTE=Cooley 350Z] We need a Cerrano with that crazy Jobu guy in his locker.[/QUOTE]

I nominate Marcus Washington

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[QUOTE=Cooley 350Z]Haha, this is absolutely hilarious. Somebody at practice should put together a montage of them progressively getting better set to sweet 80's music. We need a Cerrano with that crazy Jobu guy in his locker.[/QUOTE]

Actually what we REALLY need is a [url="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B00031TXTU001009/1/ref=mu_sam_ra001_009/102-4365938-1997767"]montage.[/url]

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sounds more like gilligans island ,good ole danny boy as gilligan himself

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What about wins..........thats what we really need

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ill take the wins too

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[QUOTE=onsidekick]From one of the ultimate underdog comeback stories...Major League 1. What we need is a life-size cut out of Sally Jenkins in the locker room with 5 removable pieces of clothing. [/QUOTE]

Actually, this is not a very good idea.

My breasts are quite saggy and depressing and my hoo-haa is quite unkept, if you know what I mean. Stinks to high heaven.

Also, I've been spending all of my time thinking up ways to bash the Skins so I've been skipping my morning workouts. So... my thighs are all white and fatty - yup, just like cottage cheese. Sometimes I even get a gag reflex when I see myself naked in the mirror.

Please reconsider your idea unless you want the players vomiting all over each other - that surely can't be good for morale.

Your friend,
Sally J.

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i just got a visual , yuk

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[QUOTE=SallyJenkins]Actually, this is not a very good idea.

My breasts are quite saggy and depressing and my hoo-haa is quite unkept, if you know what I mean. Stinks to high heaven.

Also, I've been spending all of my time thinking up ways to bash the Skins so I've been skipping my morning workouts. So... my thighs are all white and fatty - yup, just like cottage cheese. Sometimes I even get a gag reflex when I see myself naked in the mirror.

Please reconsider your idea unless you want the players vomiting all over each other - that surely can't be good for morale.

Your friend,
Sally J.[/QUOTE]

OK - maybe the cutout starts out scantily clad, but then with each win they get to put a piece of clothing BACK on her.