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| Dallas sucks beer koozie DALLAS SUCKS beer koozie Product Description The Dallas Cowboys are "Americas Team"?.....my ass! Keep your beers nice and frosty with these great DALLAS SUCKS beer koozies. A perfect tailgate item for all you Washignton Redskins, New York Giants and Philadelphia Eagles fans! All koozies are high quality and brand spanking new! Order today and we will ship today. Full refunds if you are not 100% satisfied. Cheers! The Frosty Beer Man |
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| Page 2 ![]() Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: all up in your business
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| Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie Quote:
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| Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: City of Manassas, Virginia
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| Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie I'd prefer mine with Redskins colors and not what looks to be the cowboy's. and I'm not an alcoholic or anything, at least I don't think I am, but beers that I am drinking are not lasting long enough to necessitate a cozy. Only a woman would think of something like a cozy...when guys drink from a cozy it seems like this is the message they want to convey is..."My wife is cool with letting me drink beer today" A beer cozy is like a signed permission slip from your wife that you're allowed to taste beer that day....btw I'm not married or knocking it, I just can't stand something as useless as a beer cozy.
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| Special Teams Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Good ol US of A
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| Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie Quote:
The colors are part of the joke, brother ![]() and btw, it's a 'koozie", not a "cozy"
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| The Starter ![]() Join Date: May 2004 Location: Japan
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| Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie I'm with Skinny. Make one in Redskins colors and I am all over it. I'm not sure using the Dallas colors is part of the joke so much as it is part of selling them to fans of multiple teams. |
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| Impact Rookie ![]() Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: University of South Carolina
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| Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie Anything to prevent a warm beer, I will even wrap it. But while I am wrapping my brewski it might as well convey my true feelings to the world,
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| #21 ![]() Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY
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| Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie Beer Koozie's kick ass. Your beer stays colder for a longer period of time by keeping your body heat from killing the frosty chill that ones choice of beer has. I wouldn't go with that one because it isn't Burgundy and Gold but I guess i could make an exception in this case.
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| Playmaker ![]() Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD
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| Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie beer koozies are the epitome of a great invention. Keeps the beer cold and keeps my hand from getting cold and wet. It's a win-win.
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| Pro Bowl Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: HoCo, Murrland
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| Re: Dallas sucks beer koozie Quote:
If you're working the grill or stuffing your face with brats you don't want gloves to get in the way. At the same time an ice cold aluminum touching your bare hand on a cold day isn't too much fun, so the koozie is literally saving your skin. Plus, dallas does indeed SUCK.
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