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Old 05-07-2006, 07:31 PM   #16
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just think about how someone would refurbish bear...

in light of this new offer THE BSB LLC will have to just blow up Jamf's refurbishing bear plant.
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Old 05-07-2006, 10:27 PM   #17
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Hmmm

Ok forget the beer.
If the Redskins don't win, I will give you 93829283982983892893289323091092839012808239 times your money back!
and as an added bonus, I will include a free picture of THE BSB doing a keg stand in a thong!
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Old 05-07-2006, 10:37 PM   #18
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well THE BSB LLC argues that the chances of the redskins losing the game on 9/19 against dallas is lower than 1/93829283982983892893289323091092839012808239, therefore the promotion is benefiting Jamf greatly.

As for the pictures of THE BSB doing a keg stand in a thong, while pictures like this may exist, any 'free' pictures offered by jamf are fraudulent.
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:14 AM   #19
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COMPLAINT AGAINT THE BSB

I do not apologize for the amount of space in this letter I intend to devote to telling you about Mr. The Bsb. I begin with critical semantic clarifications. First, today, we might have let Mr. Bsb advocate coldhearted slurs. Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will lend a helping hand. He twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. Mr. Bsb unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what he claims gives him the right to prevent me from sleeping soundly at night. In light of my stance on this issue, at no time in the past did oleaginous evil-doers shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them.

Mr. Bsb may shower what I call stubborn scrubs with undeserved encomia right after he reads this letter. Let him. Sooner than you think, I will tell you a little bit about Mr. Bsb and his ethically bankrupt refrains.

Mr. Bsb has endorsed the idea of careless statism in a number of very specific ways, arguing, for instance, in favor of his rank-and-file followers, who are legion, 's decision to put an unconscionable spin on important issues. He appears to have found a new tool to use to help him defend interdenominationalism, teetotalism, and notions of racial superiority. That tool is neopaganism, and if you watch him wield it, you'll certainly see why the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, his idiotic claim that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom is just that, an idiotic claim. Mr. Bsb's conclusions present us with a riddle: Is his incessant burbling about the wonders of sensationalism supposed to convince us that it is his moral imperative to conjure up dirt against his fellow human beings? We must obviously ask ourselves questions like that before it's too late, before Mr. Bsb gets the opportunity to enthrone falsehood in the very center of human thought. In a broad-brush sense, if you were to try to tell his shock troops that he wouldn't be able to provide rambunctious renegades with an irresistible temptation to overthrow all concepts of beauty and sublimity, of the noble and the good, and instead drag people down into the sphere of his own base nature if he were working on a level playing field, they'd close their eyes and put their hands over their ears. They are, as the psychologists say, in denial. They don't want to hear that Mr. Bsb's drones can conceive of nothing but fastidious defenses of his stroppy analects. In fact, I have said that to Mr. Bsb on many occasions and I will keep on saying it until he stops trying to jump on everything that is written, said, or even implied and label it as either hate-filled or purblind. Let me sum up. The similarities between Mr. The Bsb and distasteful buggers should not be taken lightly.


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Old 05-08-2006, 04:20 AM   #20
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Formal Complaint against Jam F:

While my better instincts counsel me to follow a policy of laissez-faire, there are a couple of Mr. Jam F's statements I feel I cannot let pass. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) The antihumanist shysters who work in Mr. F's lie factories keep telling us that nutty imbeciles aren't ever discourteous, and (2) as a result of that, Mr. F's newsgroup postings are as devoid of meaning as the squawk of an angry bluejay. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that you don't need to look far to see that unlike Mr. F, I have chosen to take the moral high ground and will remain there. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. Many people who follow Mr. F's witticisms have come to the erroneous conclusion that Mr. F understands the difference between civilization and savagery. The stark truth of the matter is that if he got his way, he'd be able to call for a return to that which wasn't particularly good in the first place. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that. What Mr. F does in private is none of my business. But when he tries to create a kind of psychic pain at the very root of the modern mind, I object.

I was thinking about how Mr. F views philistinism as a succedaneous religion that authorizes him to tip the scales in his favor. And then it hit me. On many issues, discussions with Mr. F quickly turn into fights, and dialogues soon degenerate into name-calling. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Mr. F has any control over. But that's inconsequential, because any rational argument must acknowledge this. Mr. F's mealymouthed, mischievous declamations, naturally, do not.

One thing is certain: All of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Mr. F's lousy-to-the-core, scornful propositions. They are not a cause; they are an effect. Mr. F may unwittingly take the focus off the real issues. I say "unwittingly" because he is apparently unaware that he operates under the influence of a particular ideology: a set of beliefs based on the root metaphor of the transmission of forces. Until you understand this root metaphor you won't be able to grasp why it seems that no one else is telling you that Mr. F has failed to provide us with a context in which his traducements could be discussed and understood. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, if one could get a Ph.D. in Absolutism, Mr. F would be the first in line to have one. From what I understand, we should acquire the input of a representative cross-section of the community in a non-threatening, inclusive environment. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.)

Purists may object to my failure to present specific examples of Mr. F's belligerent, mawkish animadversions. Fortunately, I do have an explanation for this omission. The explanation demands an understanding of how I have begged Mr. F's secret agents to step forth and solve the problems that are important to most people. To date, not a single soul has agreed to help in this fashion. Are they worried about how Mr. F might retaliate? Well, I asked the question, so I should answer it. Let me start by saying that in order to reinforce the contentions of all reasonable people and confute those of unholy, disreputable headcases, we must get the facts out in the hope that somebody will do something to solve the problem. And that's just the first step. Remember, Mr. F's corrupt attempt to construct a creative response to my previous letter was absolutely pitiful. Really, Mr. F, stringing together a bunch of solecistic insults and seemingly random babble is hardly effective. It simply proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that wrongheaded, officious nutcases are born, not made. That dictum is as unimpeachable as the "poeta nascitur, non fit" that it echoes and as irreproachable as the brocard that it's quite easy for Mr. F to bombastically declaim my proposals. But when is he going to provide an alternative proposal of his own? To answer that question, we need first to consider Mr. F's thought process, which generally takes the following form: (1) You and I are inferior to aberrent demoniacs, so (2) his deceitful, churlish neocolonialism movement is a benign and charitable agency. Therefore, (3) skin color means more than skill and gender is more impressive than genius and thus, (4) the rules don't apply to him. As you can see, Mr. F's reasoning makes no sense, which leads me to believe that the law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior. It has been brought to my attention that Mr. F got into a snit the last time I pointed out that I doubtlessly gainsay his notion that all literature which opposes extremism was forged by pugnacious misers. While this is sincerely true, he is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, Mr. F frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior, such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to require schoolchildren to be taught that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to impose a "glass ceiling" that limits our opportunities for promotions in most jobs. Pardon me for not being able to empathize with asinine uncouth-types, but for the nonce, he is content to blame those who have no power to change the current direction of events. But eventually, he will distort the facts. Why Mr. F would even pretend that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all completely justified is beyond me.

Does Mr. F have trouble living with himself, knowing that following his words left to right and down a page is like following fingernails on a chalkboard? My best guess, for what it may be worth, is based on two key observations. The first observation is that vandalism, death threats, and slander are typical tactics used by his minions. The second, more telling, observation is that Mr. F should stop lying about how he is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that for his huffy plans to succeed, Mr. F needs to "dumb down" our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. Before long, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "histomorphologically" and "ultrastandardization". They will be incapable of comprehending that of all of Mr. F's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "Anyone who resists Mr. F deserves to be crushed." I don't know where he came up with this, but his statement is dead wrong. Mr. F's fibs are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. So long as the devastating inequities that characterize our society persist, Mr. F's cohorts will be unable to deny that if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less apolaustic than Mr. F.

While we may all pray for a perfect utopian world in which everyone is holding hands and singing "We Are the World" in perfect harmony, the blunt reality is that we must investigate the development of sexism as a concept if we are ever to make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. Yes, this is a bold, audacious, even unprecedented undertaking. Yes, it lacks any realistic guarantee of success. However, it is an undertaking that we must really pursue because anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that Mr. F is typical of primitive chiselers in his wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize his homilies. Those who scupper my initiative to stop defending the lackadaisical, predatory status quo and, instead, implement a bold, new agenda for change must be held accountable for their actions. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that, so let me assure you that when he says that he is a martyr for freedom and a victim of oligarchism, that's just a load of spucatum tauri. Several things Mr. F has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of his that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how he is a refined gentleman with the soundest education and morals you can imagine. If he is going to talk about higher standards, then he needs to live by those higher standards. Mr. F is crazier than a road lizard. (Actually, I am skeptical of Mr. F's efforts to produce a brain-damaged definition of "unexceptionableness" but that's not important now.)

To inform you of the grounds upon which I base my hypnopompic insights, I offer the following. Mr. F has -- not once, but several times -- been able to contaminate or cut off our cities' water supply without anyone stopping him. How long can that go on? As long as his flippant histrionics are kept on life support. That's why we have to pull the plug on them and stand by our principles and be true to them on all occasions, in all places, against all foes, and at whatever cost. It is disgraceful that, with a wink and a smile, he has signified his approval of despicable Jam F clones who make life less pleasant for us. Now, it is not my purpose to suggest that his companions are stampeding happily and mindlessly toward the precipice of amoral, soporific factionalism, but rather to stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Mr. F-induced disaster. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, obviously hope you're not being misled by the "new Mr. F". Only his methods and tactics have changed. Mr. F's goal is still the same: to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie. That's why I'm telling you that it has long been obvious to attentive observers that Mr. F should keep his thoughts to himself. But did you know that a sure-fire way to elicit derisive sneers, leers, and jeers from him is to provide information and inspiration to as many people as possible? He doesn't want you to know that because the basal lie that underlies all of his self-serving policies is that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. Translation: Mr. F's cop-outs prevent smallpox. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views, but you should nevertheless be aware that for those of us who make our living trying to unmask Mr. F's true face and intentions in regard to exhibitionism, it is important to consider that he should clarify his point so people like you and me can tell what the heck he's talking about. Without clarification, his excuses sound lofty and include some emotionally charged words but don't really seem to make any sense.

It should be stressed that Mr. F says that everyone would be a lot safer if he were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions -- even our library records. Why on Earth does Mr. F need to monitor our library records? To turn that question around, what is it about our society that makes batty fugitives like Mr. F desire to nourish negligent ideologies? Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that we mustn't let him substitute breast-beating and schwarmerei for action and honest debate. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. We must listen to others. Only then can a society free of his wayward objectives blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that I'm willing to accept that he should show some class. I'm even willing to accept that he turns his back on those who have been the most loyal to him. But he has taken it upon himself to move offensive cronyism from the insipid fringe into a realm of respectability. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. I don't know when escapism became chic, but Mr. F contends that the Earth is flat. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from?

To those few who disagree with some of the things I've written, I ask for your tolerance. Do you really think that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight, as Mr. F claims? Wake up! If history follows its course, it should be evident that we wouldn't have a problem with unilateralism if it weren't for Mr. F. Although he created the problem, aggravated the problem, and escalated the problem, Mr. F insists that he can solve the problem if we just grant him more power. How na´ve does he think we are? Truly, if I were a complete sap, I'd believe Mr. F's line that he can change his effrontive ways. Unfortunately for him, I realize that if Mr. F can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals, then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to recall the ideals of compassion, nonviolence, community, and cooperation. Mr. F claims that black is white and night is day. Predictably, he cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist.

In particular, Mr. F wants to be the one who determines what information we have access to. Yet he is also a big proponent of a particularly temperamental form of resistentialism. Do you see something wrong with that picture? What I see is that many people are convinced that Mr. F expects people to bow and scrape before him. I can't comment on that, but I can say that he may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider Mr. F to be a weapon of mass destruction himself. Mr. F's remonstrations are like a Hydra. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to shield people from his silly and warped deceptions. The only way to destroy his Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. And one of the things that impresses me about it is the massive number of people who realize that if you're the type who dares to think for yourself, then you've probably already determined that Mr. F truly believes that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. I hope you realize that that's just a petulant pipe dream from a superficial pipe, and that in the real world, Mr. F's holier-than-thou attitudes are based on hate. Hate, adversarialism, and an intolerance of another viewpoint, another way of life. In closing, we must work together to guide the world into an age of peace, justice, and solidarity. Together, we can make a difference. Forever and always.

End of complaint:

Like stated, i will beat any price Jamf corp offers.
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Old 05-08-2006, 06:58 AM   #21
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blah blah blah, yer all gay.
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Wow, I wake up this morning to see that my year old post has become the hottest thread here!

I do have tix for this year as well. My lower bowl seats have moved to the
6th row of the field in the corner.
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Old 05-08-2006, 11:26 AM   #23
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No sir, I do not want anything from your lower bowel.

I will match THE BSB's price and throw in a free lapdance!
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Wow, I wake up this morning to see that my year old post has become the hottest thread here!

I do have tix for this year as well. My lower bowl seats have moved to the
6th row of the field in the corner.
How much is face value again?
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Old 05-09-2006, 01:11 AM   #25
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How much is face value again?
depends on who's face we're talking about...
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How much is face value again?
Lower bowl tiks are $99. per ticket. Im in section 129 in the aisle.
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Sweet. I'm going to have to get some lowers for once this year.
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bjschmon,welcome backwhere the heck have you been?
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Lurking... and making my 2006 highlights DVD...



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finished making that dvd ??? its now 6-04-06. that would be so awesome to see!!
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