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Old 07-11-2006, 02:42 PM   #16
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Re: Something Nice to read,

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

Girl who does everything under the sun gets everything sunburned.

Man who places head in sand will get kicked in the end.

Man who scratches rear should not bite fingernails.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who streaks is unsuited for his work.

Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

Man who sinks into woman's arms soon will find arms in woman's sink.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.

Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.

If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man who gets too big for his britches may get exposed in the end.
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Old 07-11-2006, 02:43 PM   #17
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Re: Something Nice to read,

i really miss football
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Old 07-11-2006, 02:45 PM   #18
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Re: Something Nice to read,

And don't forget...

Man who screw woman on ground get peace on earth.
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Old 07-11-2006, 02:52 PM   #19
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And don't forget...

Man who screw woman on ground get peace on earth.
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Old 07-11-2006, 03:39 PM   #20
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Re: Something Nice to read,

My only words of wisdom are the following:

"It's easy to grin
when your ship sails in,
and you've got the stock market beat!

But the man worth-while
is the man you can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat!"
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:49 PM   #21
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i really miss football
By the way this thread turned you ain't the omly one. :confused:
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:50 PM   #22
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i really miss football
By the way this thread turned ,you ain't the only one.
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Old 07-11-2006, 08:12 PM   #23
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Re: Something Nice to read,

man who falls asleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
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Old 07-11-2006, 08:14 PM   #24
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man who falls asleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
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Old 07-12-2006, 03:10 PM   #25
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Re: Something Nice to read,

I can't believe this one didn't make it through:

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
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Old 07-12-2006, 06:02 PM   #26
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Re: Something Nice to read,

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs

Rolls over your neighbor's dog.



What's great for a snack

And fits on your back

It's log, log, log!



It's lo-og, lo-og,

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.

It's lo-og, lo-og,

It's better than bad, it's good.



Everyone wants a log,

You're gonna love it, log

Come on and get your log,

Everyone needs a log...



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Old 07-12-2006, 06:32 PM   #27
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Wow, a Ren & Stimpy reference. You, sir, have impressed me.
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