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Old 07-19-2006, 04:36 PM   #1
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I Heart Clinton Portis

In a man-love kind of way. This is just too funny:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.8.html

Scroll through the next three photos of him.
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:37 PM   #2
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Re: I Heart Clinton Portis

HAHAHAHAHAHA! CP is freakin' hilarious. I gotta' say though, he definitely looks like he's lost some weight.
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:38 PM   #3
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! CP is freakin' hilarious. I gotta' say though, he definitely looks like he's lost some weight.
Yep. Go speed racer, go.
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:40 PM   #4
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Re: I Heart Clinton Portis

I do hope he plans on having a press conference right before opening day's game this year. I want him to bring back Southeast Jerome!
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Old 07-19-2006, 05:00 PM   #5
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Re: I Heart Clinton Portis

i thought i saw an interview recently where he said he would not be dressing up this season?
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Old 07-19-2006, 05:49 PM   #6
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Re: I Heart Clinton Portis

Yeah dressing up was to pick up spirits in the locker room. Now he IS REQUIRED to make it a regular thing b/c its too funny. His inner child has escaped no doubt.
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Old 07-20-2006, 01:14 PM   #7
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Re: I Heart Clinton Portis

it'll be the ghost of southeast jerome...SE Jerome's dead man...
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Old 07-20-2006, 01:28 PM   #8
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it'll be the ghost of southeast jerome...SE Jerome's dead man...
But Bro Sweets is alive and kicking!
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:09 PM   #9
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it'll be the ghost of southeast jerome...SE Jerome's dead man...
Haven't you ever watched a soap opera they die and come backto life twice an episode. SE Jerome should return as a time traveler sent back from the future and he is holding the SB trophy. And the people rejoice.
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:20 PM   #10
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Re: I Heart Clinton Portis

I've got my cynical hat on and I'm wondering if you guys would think he was funny if he played for the Cowboys?

I suspect the comments would be something along the lines of, "What a jerk Clinton Portis is."

Just a thought.
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He'd be dead to me if he did and would join the list of smoot, coles, and Lavar. Joining the Cowboys is no laughing matter. In fact, it would be sad b/c you can't pick a more disgusting franchise to play for.
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:29 PM   #12
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Re: I Heart Clinton Portis

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I've got my cynical hat on and I'm wondering if you guys would think he was funny if he played for the Cowboys?

I suspect the comments would be something along the lines of, "What a jerk Clinton Portis is."

Just a thought.
I don't think I'd be annoyed or think Portis was a jerk if he were doing it as a Cowboy, but I sure wouldn't find it very funny. Nature of the beast.
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:58 PM   #13
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Re: I Heart Clinton Portis

I think what Portis and guys like Chad Johnson do is funny, because they are making fun of themselves and not anyone else. Unlike what T.O. has done in the past, like standing on the Cowboys star after scoring a TD. That is taunting and uncalled for. I wonder if he will go stand on the star when he scores this year? If I were a Cowboy fan and he did that, AFTER doing it in the past, I would still be angry. What a show off he is.
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That's the biggest burger I've ever seen!
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Old 07-20-2006, 06:49 PM   #15
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Re: I Heart Clinton Portis

bless that man.

everyone noticed the week he stopped dressing up was the week our streak ended and we got eliminated from the playoffs right?

just saying.
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